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#81 Vagus

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Posted 24 March 2021 - 03:24 AM

Engorged for that iron. I had an opportunity to play last night that I did not seize. The wife decided to take the kid to his soccer practice, daughter went too, dinner was some slop in a crockpot that had been stewing all day. Third kid just likes to watch videos about stuff burning now, so he was calm. I had a solid 60 minutes to my self. I pissed it into work. Total waste.



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Posted 24 March 2021 - 08:05 PM

Lame.  We really expect more out of you around here.  Or less. 



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Posted 25 March 2021 - 03:40 AM

Lame.  We really expect more out of you around here.  Or less. 

I have removed the offending organs and burned them on the altar in search of forgiveness.



#84 Vagus

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Posted 28 March 2021 - 08:48 AM

Discovered a new hell: Plains. Ran in while looking for swamps. Got to process the fact that i was in a new biome for about 3 seconds before some mosquito one hit me. Corpse is on the other side of the world, not gonna be an easy recovery.  



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Posted 28 March 2021 - 08:53 AM

Yeah those deathsquitos suck ass

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Posted 28 March 2021 - 11:11 AM

It's bad.

 

Skrok managed to survive the run back to the plains border using some older gear. Established a position with a portal just in case. Was thinking about building some shelter and such right as the sun was setting. Suddenly, boom, deathsquito to the back of the head. I guess it saw me and decided to cross over.

 

Skrok woke up naked in my primary facility. Dark, alone, boom, swamp attack. They came hard, pushed through 2 sets of pallisades and cut me off from the armory. I made it to the plains portal and jumped through with like 5 dudes nipping at my heels. Dropped into the border outpost and found that fucking deathsquito waiting for me. Ran hard, managed to lose it in the black forest. Skrok is naked and alone, the primary base has fallen. And it's night. If he dies, he wakes up in hell. 



#87 BrewerGeorge

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Posted 28 March 2021 - 12:57 PM

That's why I've spent the last two days building a stone fortress and moving all my shit. Those swamp attacked are no joke.

Turned the original palisade into a farm.

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Posted 28 March 2021 - 01:06 PM

Troll came along and bashed up my swamp tower

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Posted 28 March 2021 - 01:17 PM

That's why I've spent the last two days building a stone fortress and moving all my shit. Those swamp attacked are no joke.

Turned the original palisade into a farm.

My ... hammer is still too immature to build stone. The one swamp i found didn't have any crypts.



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Posted 28 March 2021 - 02:10 PM

How do you get rid of the wasp nests?  I found a tower and want to claim it as my very own.  Fecking wasps.  I tried the torch, built a campfire under it,  no luck so far. 



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Posted 28 March 2021 - 02:45 PM

How do you get rid of the wasp nests? I found a tower and want to claim it as my very own. Fecking wasps. I tried the torch, built a campfire under it, no luck so far.

Shoot the bee nest with arrows. A queen should fall out so you can make a bee hive.

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Posted 28 March 2021 - 08:49 PM

awesome!  LOL   As a beekeeper, i love this.  



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Posted 28 March 2021 - 08:54 PM

So what are you guys using for controllers?  I have been using a combination of keyboard and mouse.  I suck.  Bad.   Is anyone using anything different?  Joystick?  Game controller? 



#94 Vagus

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Posted 29 March 2021 - 03:03 AM

Keyboard and mouse as Thor intended. 



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Posted 29 March 2021 - 10:55 AM

Keyboard and mouse as Thor intended. 

Fat Thor uses a controller.  :P



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Posted 29 March 2021 - 11:01 AM

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#97 Vagus

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Posted 29 March 2021 - 02:51 PM

Reminds me of the good old days of online gaming.



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Posted 29 March 2021 - 03:05 PM

Reminds me of the good old days of online gaming.

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Posted 30 March 2021 - 02:41 PM

Ugh. I found another sunken crypt and fell into a crack underneath it. I can't get out and there is a drauger standing above me and a yellow blob on the other side of the crypt they might kill me any time.

I logged out. Still not sure what I'm going to do.

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Posted 30 March 2021 - 02:48 PM

Do you have space to build? 




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