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[Vagus]

Engorged for that iron. I had an opportunity to play last night that I did not seize. The wife decided to take the kid to his soccer practice, daughter went too, dinner was some slop in a crockpot that had been stewing all day. Third kid just likes to watch videos about stuff burning now, so he was calm. I had a solid 60 minutes to my self. I pissed it into work. Total waste.

[jammer]

Lame.  We really expect more out of you around here.  Or less. 

[Vagus]

Lame.  We really expect more out of you around here.  Or less. 

I have removed the offending organs and burned them on the altar in search of forgiveness.

[Vagus]

Discovered a new hell: Plains. Ran in while looking for swamps. Got to process the fact that i was in a new biome for about 3 seconds before some mosquito one hit me. Corpse is on the other side of the world, not gonna be an easy recovery.  

[Stains_not_here_man]

Yeah those deathsquitos suck ass

[Vagus]

It's bad.

 

Skrok managed to survive the run back to the plains border using some older gear. Established a position with a portal just in case. Was thinking about building some shelter and such right as the sun was setting. Suddenly, boom, deathsquito to the back of the head. I guess it saw me and decided to cross over.

 

Skrok woke up naked in my primary facility. Dark, alone, boom, swamp attack. They came hard, pushed through 2 sets of pallisades and cut me off from the armory. I made it to the plains portal and jumped through with like 5 dudes nipping at my heels. Dropped into the border outpost and found that fucking deathsquito waiting for me. Ran hard, managed to lose it in the black forest. Skrok is naked and alone, the primary base has fallen. And it's night. If he dies, he wakes up in hell. 

[BrewerGeorge]

That's why I've spent the last two days building a stone fortress and moving all my shit. Those swamp attacked are no joke.

Turned the original palisade into a farm.

[Stains_not_here_man]

Troll came along and bashed up my swamp tower

[Vagus]

That's why I've spent the last two days building a stone fortress and moving all my shit. Those swamp attacked are no joke.

Turned the original palisade into a farm.

My ... hammer is still too immature to build stone. The one swamp i found didn't have any crypts.

[jammer]

How do you get rid of the wasp nests?  I found a tower and want to claim it as my very own.  Fecking wasps.  I tried the torch, built a campfire under it,  no luck so far. 

[BrewerGeorge]

How do you get rid of the wasp nests? I found a tower and want to claim it as my very own. Fecking wasps. I tried the torch, built a campfire under it, no luck so far.

Shoot the bee nest with arrows. A queen should fall out so you can make a bee hive.

[jammer]

awesome!  LOL   As a beekeeper, i love this.  

[jammer]

So what are you guys using for controllers?  I have been using a combination of keyboard and mouse.  I suck.  Bad.   Is anyone using anything different?  Joystick?  Game controller? 

[Vagus]

Keyboard and mouse as Thor intended. 

[japh]

Keyboard and mouse as Thor intended. 

Fat Thor uses a controller. 

[BrewerGeorge]

Valheim Rescue Squad

[Vagus]

Reminds me of the good old days of online gaming.

[japh]

Reminds me of the good old days of online gaming.

[BrewerGeorge]

Ugh. I found another sunken crypt and fell into a crack underneath it. I can't get out and there is a drauger standing above me and a yellow blob on the other side of the crypt they might kill me any time.

I logged out. Still not sure what I'm going to do.

[Vagus]

Do you have space to build?