Masturbrewing 
I came up with that one earlier today
Hokie?
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Posted 16 May 2013 - 05:14 PM
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Posted 16 May 2013 - 05:49 PM
good one
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Posted 16 May 2013 - 05:50 PM
I recently was filling up and thought to myself
People that pump their own gas thing they're saving a lot of money, but they are only fueling themselves.
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Posted 16 May 2013 - 06:31 PM
I recently was filling up and thought to myself
People that pump their own gas thing they're saving a lot of money, but they are only fueling themselves.
Man you just dated yourself there.
I guess that could be interpreted a few ways now that I think about it.
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Posted 17 May 2013 - 06:12 AM
When do you know you're brewing in the lonliest bayou?
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Posted 17 May 2013 - 07:29 AM
Cuz you brewin' bayou self.When do you know you're brewing in the lonliest bayou?
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Posted 17 May 2013 - 08:52 AM
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Posted 17 May 2013 - 12:13 PM
I saw a bumper sticker this morning that read
If God hadn't intended us to drink beer, he wouldn't have given us livers as filters.
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Posted 21 May 2013 - 01:57 PM
God wants me to have a beer right now. I can tell.
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Posted 21 May 2013 - 02:50 PM
OMG, this is very embarrassing. I almost never have anyone else with me when I brew so that means I masterbrew a lot! I mean sometimes I masterbrew 2 or 3 times a week! It's like I have no control at all. 
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Posted 21 May 2013 - 02:52 PM
OMG, this is very embarrassing. I almost never have anyone else with me when I brew so that means I masterbrew a lot! I mean sometimes I masterbrew 2 or 3 times a week! It's like I have no control at all.
Better be using keg lube.
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Posted 21 May 2013 - 03:11 PM
Better be using keg lube.
Right. And, after the brew session, make sure everything is cleaned and sanitized. 
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Posted 21 May 2013 - 05:21 PM
OMG, this is very embarrassing. I almost never have anyone else with me when I brew so that means I masterbrew a lot! I mean sometimes I masterbrew 2 or 3 times a week! It's like I have no control at all.
me too Ken
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Posted 22 May 2013 - 03:50 AM
I take pics when i masterbrew, call me kinkey.
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Posted 22 May 2013 - 06:55 AM
Sometimes the pages of my Williams, Midwest and Northern brewer catalogs are stuck together.
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Posted 22 May 2013 - 06:56 AM
Wort stains, right?
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Posted 22 May 2013 - 07:27 AM
Wort stains, right?
Try using a small muslin bag over it next time.
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Posted 22 May 2013 - 08:02 AM
Try using a small muslin bag over it next time.
Maybe you need a small bag...
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Posted 22 May 2013 - 08:50 AM
Maybe you need a small bag...
They stretch quite a bit.
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