Last week, we cleaned out our garage for the first time in several years. Long overdue, purged a lot of junk we didn't need, did some much-needed reorganizing, etc. A big success, garage looks much better, life is good.
Lo and behold, during our cleanup/out, I found a box for a burner head for my turkey fryer. Opened the box for a look, and what do I see? A brand-fecking-new burner head.
Fast-forward to today.
A few minutes ago, I swapped out the existing burner head for the new one, hooked everything up, did a test light, and all was well. Cool.
I remembered that I bought it from Amazon, so, being curious, I looked to see how long ago I ordered it.
The answer? 2014.
SMH. I've been using my existing burner head for 5 fecking years with a brand-new one sitting on a shelf, 2 feet away from my brew area in our garage.
I need a beer.