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#1 Seagis

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Posted 04 October 2013 - 06:40 PM

OK, denizens of the Public House.

 

Let it be known that one of our own, Mr TheDisappearer, is soon to have his divorce finalized. This calls for a celebration the likes of which would make Mardi Gras look like gramma's birthday.

 

When: November 1-3

 

Where: Chez GuitarCozmo, Enola, PA.

 

"Hey!! Uncle Seagis!! What do I bring?"

 

Good question, mon frère. The short answer is: alcohol. And yourself, of course. I mean, you're welcome to just send alcohol if you can't make it. We'll write you into our wills or something. Or not. You can bring food of whatever sort, too. That'll be awesome.

 

And cameras. We'll need photographic evidence in order to tell our grandchildren what life was like back in the day.

 

Anyways, it's on. Cozmo has a house that, while it wouldn't pass for one of Saddam Hussein's palaces, does have a decent amount of floor space. I've already claimed one of the spare bedrooms, as has the guest of honor, but as they say, "Have sleeping bag, will travel."

 

Actually, nobody says that. That's a stupid thing to say. Forget I just typed that. But bring a sleeping bag/air mattress/pillow/tent/RV/portable house with you anyway, because you'll probably need it.

 

Send a PM to either GuitarCozmo or me for directions to said debauchery.

 

WHO'S IN?


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#2 thedisappearer

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Posted 04 October 2013 - 06:42 PM

I call a sofa that's out of the way.
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#3 DieselGopher

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Posted 04 October 2013 - 06:42 PM

I regret to inform you that I have a large gathering already planned for Nov 2. Rest assured, there will be drunken debauchery in honor of Mr. LeDis. I shall do my best, and post if my fingers still work.
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#4 Brian72

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Posted 04 October 2013 - 06:43 PM

Will there be soda and pie?


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#5 Seagis

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Posted 04 October 2013 - 06:43 PM

Forget that "Imma sleep on the couch" crap.

 

You're the guest of honor. Claim a room, dude. It is, as George McFly says, your density.


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#6 Seagis

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Posted 04 October 2013 - 06:44 PM

Will there be soda and pie?

 

If that's what it takes to get you to show up then yes. Once you get there and find out that we lied to you it'll be too late. We'll already have the chloroform in the rag.


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#7 GuitarCozmo

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Posted 04 October 2013 - 06:45 PM

Will there be soda and pie?

 

Grape soda and chocolate covered donuts.

 

/too obscure?


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#8 thedisappearer

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Posted 04 October 2013 - 06:45 PM

Oh shit. I call a room then. I WILL spoon with Wings fans.*looks at Julius*
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Posted 04 October 2013 - 06:46 PM

Can we make it a week later & hit it on the way to the mountains?


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#10 Seagis

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Posted 04 October 2013 - 06:46 PM

Grape soda and chocolate covered donuts.

 

/too obscure?

 

I'm laughing at this because I'm your brother and I know from whence this came.


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#11 GuitarCozmo

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Posted 04 October 2013 - 06:48 PM

I'm laughing at this because I'm your brother and I know from whence this came.

 

Even then, I'm impressed.


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#12 Genesee Ted

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Posted 04 October 2013 - 06:49 PM

Man, that's only like 4.5 hours from here....  I may be in if I can borrow my wife's car.  Mine needs to make it til the spring or more and it is on its last legs I think



#13 Seagis

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Posted 04 October 2013 - 06:51 PM

Man, that's only like 4.5 hours from here....  I may be in if I can borrow my wife's car.  Mine needs to make it til the spring or more and it is on its last legs I think

 

DO EEEEEEEEEEEET!


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#14 miccullen

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Posted 04 October 2013 - 06:51 PM

I'm laughing at this because I'm your brother and I know from whence this came.

is this a GI Joe reference?


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Posted 04 October 2013 - 06:52 PM

DING!


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Posted 04 October 2013 - 06:52 PM

Man, that's only like 4.5 hours from here....  I may be in if I can borrow my wife's car.  Mine needs to make it til the spring or more and it is on its last legs I think

Make it happy, stoner.
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Posted 04 October 2013 - 06:52 PM

Or happen. Whatever.
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Posted 04 October 2013 - 06:52 PM

Can someone pick up Dave? Pretty sure he needs a ride.....
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Posted 04 October 2013 - 06:53 PM

Can someone pick up Dave? Pretty sure he needs a ride.....

swing out and get me too


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Posted 04 October 2013 - 06:54 PM

is this a GI Joe reference?

 

Glorious.


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