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#1 passlaku

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Posted 10 August 2009 - 12:15 PM

So I went to keg an ordinary bitter I brewed and I saw a strange mass floating at the top during the transfer from the bucket to keg. At the end of the racking process I closed up the keg and reached into the fermenter to find out what it was, I had initially thought it was hop material, and lo' and behold it was either a was or a male mosquito or a wasp. Absolutely disgusting, although the beer taste fine. I have no idea how it got into the fermenter. Must have been during the cooling. I think I won't share this story with anyone else outside this forum.

#2 djinkc

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Posted 10 August 2009 - 12:35 PM

It's probably not a big deal. I found a spider in my DIY hopstopper the during cleanup other day. But it was in there for the whole boil.

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Posted 10 August 2009 - 12:51 PM

Was it wearing a diaper?

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Posted 10 August 2009 - 12:53 PM

Was it wearing a diaper?

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Posted 10 August 2009 - 01:00 PM

lo' and behold it was either a was or a male mosquito or a wasp.

How did you know it was a male? Did you sex said "male mosquito"? :)

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Posted 10 August 2009 - 01:20 PM

How did you know it was a male? Did you sex said "male mosquito"? :smilielol:

LOL!!! I've got images of the McKenzie brothers in the fermenter! I say call it a wasp and come up with a bitchin name! Only seems fair to the wasp.

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Posted 10 August 2009 - 01:41 PM

You'll be fine. I add live bees to my fermenter when making a honey porter :smilielol:

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Posted 10 August 2009 - 02:33 PM

You'll be fine. I add live bees to my fermenter when making a honey porter :devil:

:smilielol: WTF??? :smilielol:

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Posted 10 August 2009 - 02:41 PM

So I went to keg an ordinary bitter I brewed and I saw a strange mass floating at the top during the transfer from the bucket to keg. At the end of the racking process I closed up the keg and reached into the fermenter to find out what it was, I had initially thought it was hop material, and lo' and behold it was either a was or a male mosquito or a wasp. Absolutely disgusting, although the beer taste fine. I have no idea how it got into the fermenter. Must have been during the cooling. I think I won't share this story with anyone else outside this forum.

Depending on when it got into the wort would determine if it's a potential problem or not. If the wort was still very hot, you might be fine. But if it was cooler...well....I would drink your ordinary bitter quickly.

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Posted 10 August 2009 - 02:47 PM

How did you know it was a male? Did you sex said "male mosquito"? :smilielol:

I'm more intrigued that he knows the sex but not the species. I mean, how hard it is to tell the difference between an annoying little bug and Protestants?

Edited by chuck_d, 10 August 2009 - 02:48 PM.


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Posted 10 August 2009 - 02:53 PM

You'll be fine. I add live bees to my fermenter when making a honey porter :smilielol:

I'm calling PETA.

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Posted 10 August 2009 - 02:56 PM

I'm more intrigued that he knows the sex but not the species. I mean, how hard it is to tell the difference between an annoying little bug and Protestants?

well - the diff between male and female mosquito is pretty apparent. I don't think I'd confuse a male mosquito with a wasp though. Mosquito bodies are much smaller than wasp bodies.

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Posted 10 August 2009 - 03:23 PM

I'm more intrigued that he knows the sex but not the species. I mean, how hard it is to tell the difference between an annoying little bug and Protestants?

Damnit Chuck! Don't make me laugh when the Boss is walking by my office!!!

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Posted 10 August 2009 - 03:50 PM

Aren't the male mosquitos the big bugs that don't sting? Now I am hoping it was a wasp.

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Posted 10 August 2009 - 04:17 PM

Aren't the male mosquitos the big bugs that don't sting? Now I am hoping it was a wasp.

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Posted 10 August 2009 - 04:28 PM

I think I've got a name...under the assumption that it was a mosquito...West Nile Ordinary Biter(yes, the second "t" was omitted on purpose)I kill myself with my humor sometimes. LOL

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Posted 10 August 2009 - 04:36 PM

West Nile Ordinary Biter it is!

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Posted 10 August 2009 - 08:09 PM

West Nile Ordinary Biter it is!

You'll post the recipe? Complete with the requisite bug?

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Posted 10 August 2009 - 08:47 PM

You'll post the recipe? Complete with the requisite bug?

Here it is:7.5# Rahr 2 row.25 # Special Roast.25 C120.25 Special B (150L).5 Nugget at 60.5 EKG @30.5 EKG @ )S-04 yeastOG 1043FG 1014Add live gross-looking bug at flame out or during cooling when your back is turned as you are in the process of sanitizing your fermenter.I've had a couple of pints of this tonight and it is actually very good. Enjoy!

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Posted 10 August 2009 - 09:36 PM

depends

:smilielol: :smilielol: :devil: :smilielol: That was funny - too bad it seems that I am the only one who appreciates it


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