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#1 thedisappearer

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Posted 06 April 2012 - 12:30 AM

So, I have returned valiantly from my 3 week field exercise. After an afternoon of safety counselings and POV inspections (no, seriously, that's my afternoon… shoot me now), I go on leave for 22 days prior to deploying to Afghanistan some time in early-to-mid May. What that means is that it is time again to make an attempt to destroy the internet. That bitch has been talking mad shit lately, and we need to strike it down in a fashion only possible by consuming large amounts of alcohol and posting incoherently. I know there is a new rule about that, but I plead to the mods to allow it *in* the threads that pertain to destroying the internet *on* the day we attempt to destroy it.Also, Scott has banned me from playing cribbage on this day. <_<We shall eat glorious foods made from dead animals covered in cheeses and other tasty shit. We shall objectify women (none of the women who may erroneously show up) and embrace hedonistic impulses. We shall make off-color jokes and mock each other mercilessly (though in a friendly nature, of course!). We shall question each other's sexuality. We shall consume mass amounts of alcohol.This day shall be April 28th. So sayeth one, so sayeth us all!Mods, pin this thread! Gentlemen, clear your schedules! Womenfolk, run scared (after preparing food, that is…)! Children… I dunno, maybe watch a movie or read a book or something.Oh, and weeper is preparing a photo show of me in high school. Seriously. That alone is worth the price of admission (which is free).:cheers:
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Posted 06 April 2012 - 03:12 AM

sounds good! :frank:
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Posted 06 April 2012 - 05:18 AM

Wait - the day we destroy the internet is also my first day of freedom from the day job?:scratch::scratch::scratch::devil:

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Posted 06 April 2012 - 05:42 AM

show us your boobs
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Posted 06 April 2012 - 05:42 AM

show us your boobs

Why don't you show us YOUR boobs?Cheers,Rach
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#6 weave

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Posted 06 April 2012 - 05:45 AM

Why don't you show us YOUR boobs?Cheers,Rach

You might want to reconsider. Just sayin'......
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Posted 06 April 2012 - 07:09 AM

Why don't you show us YOUR boobs?Cheers,Rach

his are likely biggerand much more hairybigger is not always better

Edited by miccullen, 06 April 2012 - 07:09 AM.

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Posted 06 April 2012 - 08:01 AM

Wait - the day we destroy the internet is also my first day of freedom from the day job? :scratch: :scratch: :scratch: :devil:

monkeyfighting karma right there.
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Posted 06 April 2012 - 04:51 PM

I noted previously that certain linear notes were already blurred.
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Posted 06 April 2012 - 04:51 PM

But the cover of Aquawhore will be a no-go.
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Posted 06 April 2012 - 05:30 PM

Wait - the day we destroy the internet is also my first day of freedom from the day job?

Wait wait wait...You finally get to stop wearing pants to work? Congrats!
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Posted 09 April 2012 - 04:38 PM

I must be missing something... we get a destroy the internet gauntlet thrown and it fizzles out at 1 page? I will not abide this. Where are my mod powers when I need them. PIN THIS BEAST. I am disappoint.
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Posted 09 April 2012 - 04:45 PM

Why don't you show us YOUR boobs?Cheers,Rach

He has :covreyes:
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Posted 09 April 2012 - 05:00 PM

I'm not going to be able to make it to this. I'm washing my hair that night.

Edited by weeperow, 09 April 2012 - 05:05 PM.

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Posted 09 April 2012 - 05:02 PM

And this is all done without pants, right?
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Posted 09 April 2012 - 05:04 PM

I'm not going to be ale to make it to this. I'm washing my hair that night.

typical
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Posted 09 April 2012 - 05:06 PM

typical

Well, does anyone really want someone drinking a can of ginger ale hanging around ? I didn't think so... :)
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Posted 09 April 2012 - 05:08 PM

Well, does anyone really want someone drinking a can of ginger ale hanging around ? I didn't think so... :)

Mainely sent you home brew?
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Posted 09 April 2012 - 05:09 PM

I feel bad for the ginger jokes. They can't help it. I love red heads. They're unique and special and they do have souls.
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Posted 09 April 2012 - 05:11 PM

I feel bad for the ginger jokes. They can't help it. I love red heads. They're unique and special and they do have souls.

Yeah, Mainley is special all right. :P
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