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#1 Stains_not_here_man

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Posted 29 July 2020 - 06:53 PM

Got a wild hair up my ass..

3 cans grape juice concentrate
3 cups white sugar
1 qt peach nectar


Pasteurize...
Cool...
Add a couple packs of dry champagne yeast
Throw it in a loosely covered ceramic crock for a couple weeks at 68f

Profit?
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#2 Beejus McReejus

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Posted 29 July 2020 - 07:06 PM

Probably thin and dry, but will get ya drunk.
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Posted 29 July 2020 - 07:13 PM

You gotta mix it up in a prison toilet for maximum authenticity.  :frank:


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#4 matt6150

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Posted 29 July 2020 - 07:18 PM

Don't forget the ketchup.
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#5 Genesee Ted

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Posted 29 July 2020 - 07:21 PM

What’s the OG on that?

#6 Stains_not_here_man

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Posted 29 July 2020 - 07:33 PM

What’s the OG on that?

if my drunken calculations are correct 1.12 but I'll measure it later
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Posted 29 July 2020 - 07:41 PM

This thread reminds me of Basser
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Posted 30 July 2020 - 04:05 AM

Why.

Go buy a wine kit. It'll be way more drinkable
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#9 Howie

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Posted 30 July 2020 - 05:14 AM

Aren’t you supposed to put some oranges in there and keep it in a zip loc under your pillow?
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Posted 30 July 2020 - 05:30 AM

Why.

Go buy a wine kit. It'll be way more drinkable


Agreed!
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#11 Stains_not_here_man

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Posted 30 July 2020 - 05:51 AM

Why.

Go buy a wine kit. It'll be way more drinkable


Cleaning out the freezer
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Posted 30 July 2020 - 08:31 AM

You may need aging with charcoal to mellow out harshness.


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Posted 30 July 2020 - 08:32 AM

You may need aging with charcoal to mellow out harshness.


Lump or briquettes?

Edited by Mando, 30 July 2020 - 08:39 AM.

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Posted 30 July 2020 - 09:37 AM

You may need aging with charcoal to mellow out harshness.

Looking at his recipe I think lighter fluid would be better


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Posted 30 July 2020 - 11:22 AM

Lump or briquettes?

As long as it's not Kingsford.  It has clay and all kinds of fillers in it.  (If this doesn't bring Lou out of hibernation, nothing will.)


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Posted 30 July 2020 - 11:30 AM

get some pectic enzyme in there

 

it won't be horrible, won't be real good either, but it''l be ok to drink cold mixed with 7-up 


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Posted 30 July 2020 - 11:54 AM

As long as it's not Kingsford. It has clay and all kinds of fillers in it. (If this doesn't bring Lou out of hibernation, nothing will.)


Still far superior to propane
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#18 Genesee Ted

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Posted 30 July 2020 - 12:04 PM

get some pectic enzyme in there

it won't be horrible, won't be real good either, but it''l be ok to drink cold mixed with 7-up

It would be better to mix up the ingredients and add vodka. YMMV

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Posted 30 July 2020 - 01:03 PM

It would be better to mix up the ingredients and add vodka. YMMV



Throw in some fruit chunks, a pack of Kool aid, put it all in a cooler, and have a PJ party.
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Posted 30 July 2020 - 01:14 PM

Pot and Juice party


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