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#1 SchwanzBrewer

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Posted 22 May 2020 - 05:43 PM

There really aren't any directly at all for mine.

 

BUT

 

One of the nice neighbors we met while banding together to fight the HOA just beer fairy'd us. She gave us a nice note, some snacks, a 22oz crowler of oatmeal stout from the brewery, and a tall boy of another good beer. Unfortunately I won't be drinking any beer for another 4 days because of the antibiotics, but I told TPW the crowler wouldn't last, she needed to drink it tonight. I just shook the can a little and it's almost gone. I'm impressed, gave her some knuckles and she exploded it. I love my wife.


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#2 Dave McG

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Posted 22 May 2020 - 06:03 PM

Nice! We call it getting Boozed around here. There are two neighborhood breweries, Horse Thief Hollow and Open Outcry. They both deliver. Folks started calling in a delivery order to friends or to people who have helped out like nurses or firemen. You get a knock on the door and you find beer on the front porch.
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#3 SchwanzBrewer

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Posted 22 May 2020 - 07:45 PM

Nice! We call it getting Boozed around here. There are two neighborhood breweries, Horse Thief Hollow and Open Outcry. They both deliver. Folks started calling in a delivery order to friends or to people who have helped out like nurses or firemen. You get a knock on the door and you find beer on the front porch.

 

Awesome!


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#4 Howie

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Posted 22 May 2020 - 08:06 PM

There really aren't any directly at all for mine.

BUT

One of the nice neighbors we met while banding together to fight the HOA just beer fairy'd us. She gave us a nice note, some snacks, a 22oz crowler of oatmeal stout from the brewery, and a tall boy of another good beer. Unfortunately I won't be drinking any beer for another 4 days because of the antibiotics, but I told TPW the crowler wouldn't last, she needed to drink it tonight. I just shook the can a little and it's almost gone. I'm impressed, gave her some knuckles and she exploded it. I love my wife.


Are you not supposed to drink with antibiotics?
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#5 SchwanzBrewer

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Posted 22 May 2020 - 09:45 PM

Are you not supposed to drink with antibiotics?


It doesn't help plus I'm pissing out of my ass. Probably a good time to dry out for a little bit.

Edited by SchwanzBrewer, 22 May 2020 - 09:45 PM.

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#6 BrewerGeorge

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Posted 22 May 2020 - 09:51 PM

Daughter #3 has been Wined about four times in the last couple weeks.

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Posted 23 May 2020 - 05:33 AM

The guy who runs the PLAV bar up the road from me cleaned out the stock because they aren't going to open for a while. He stopped by and gave me a case of Bud. 


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#8 Vagus

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Posted 23 May 2020 - 05:39 AM

No one ever leaves booze on my doorstep. So thirsty
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Posted 23 May 2020 - 06:04 AM

No one ever leaves booze on my doorstep. So thirsty


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#10 Howie

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Posted 23 May 2020 - 06:19 AM

I'm pissing out of my ass.

I’d recommend picking up some Florastor probiotic and taking that. It’s pricey, but helps with that

I take it every time I get a round of antibiotics

And yes, it needs to be that particular brand, or at least a different brand that’s the same strain

Edited by Howie, 23 May 2020 - 06:28 AM.

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Posted 23 May 2020 - 07:37 AM

My wife wanted margaritas a couple weeks ago. But didn't want to drink them all herself... And I'm not a big fan.

So she delivered them in Mason jars to nearby neighbors
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#12 SchwanzBrewer

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Posted 23 May 2020 - 07:39 AM

I’d recommend picking up some Florastor probiotic and taking that. It’s pricey, but helps with that

I take it every time I get a round of antibiotics

And yes, it needs to be that particular brand, or at least a different brand that’s the same strain


I have probiotic the problem is it reduces the efficacy of the antibiotics that aee killing the infection i have in my diverticuli. When I'm done with the antibiotics I can take the probiotic.
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#13 Vagus

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Posted 23 May 2020 - 08:03 AM

My wife wanted margaritas a couple weeks ago. But didn't want to drink them all herself... And I'm not a big fan.

So she delivered them in Mason jars to nearby neighbors

I would've pumped it into my lungs before losing it to the neighbors. It's like leaving your front door open with the AC running.


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Posted 23 May 2020 - 08:12 AM

I would've pumped it into my lungs before losing it to the neighbors. It's like leaving your front door open with the AC running.

 

Man, you've changed.  You're talking like a dad now.  What happened to the old Vagus?  You done changed...


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Posted 23 May 2020 - 08:18 AM

I have probiotic the problem is it reduces the efficacy of the antibiotics that aee killing the infection i have in my diverticuli. When I'm done with the antibiotics I can take the probiotic.


Oh, gotcha. Makes sense

Due to chronic sinus issues i take a lot of antibiotic.
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Posted 23 May 2020 - 08:24 AM

Man, you've changed.  You're talking like a dad now.  What happened to the old Vagus?  You done changed...

Every dad in america should enema AC. It's the only way to be sure.  But, i mean, the neighbors should pay for the show.


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Posted 23 May 2020 - 12:35 PM

My friend just beer-fairied me.  We have a local brewery that is doing deliveries, but not pickup as their physical location doesn't support people showing up there.  The brewery is a mile from my house, but 11 away from his and they won't delivery to him.

 

I am out of town at my mountain house at the moment.  Got a random text from him saying he left beer in my fridge because he had the brewery deliver to my house, and then when it got delivered, he picked it up off my porch and figured he would leave me a few in my fridge. 

 

(He has my garage code and can let himself into my house whenever he needs, usually to feed a cat while I am away or something.  I have a key to his house for the same reason so this isn't abnormal for him to let himself in while I am away)


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Posted 23 May 2020 - 02:00 PM

I'll kill you with a bottle opener


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Posted 23 May 2020 - 02:22 PM

I'll kill you with a bottle opener

 

There is a noticeable lack of skin in that threat. I think he is right. 


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Posted 23 May 2020 - 03:21 PM

I'll kill you with a bottle opener

Open my beer after you’re done


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