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#1 Deerslyr

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Posted 26 March 2020 - 05:05 PM

WiFi

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Lotion


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#2 MoreAmmoPlz

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Posted 26 March 2020 - 05:08 PM

Well hell, I was posting in the wrong thread.
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#3 Buzz Buzzard

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Posted 26 March 2020 - 05:14 PM

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#4 MoreAmmoPlz

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Posted 26 March 2020 - 05:29 PM

Boobs


One of my favorite four B's in life.
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#5 jimdkc

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Posted 26 March 2020 - 09:35 PM

1. Coffee

2. Beer

3. Brown Liqour


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#6 oui per

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Posted 26 March 2020 - 09:50 PM

Well hell, I was posting in the wrong thread.


Every thread is the Asshat Edition, when you think about it.
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#7 davelew

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Posted 27 March 2020 - 03:58 AM

Every thread is the Asshat Edition, when you think about it.


Sometimes you wear your own ass as a hat, sometimes you wear another persons ass as a hat. It’s important to understand the difference.
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#8 GaryNConcord

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Posted 27 March 2020 - 05:00 AM

1. Coffee

2. Beer

3. Brown Liqour

Pretty much this.  If it gets to where I can't get up in the morning and punch up a cup of coffee, its going to get pretty aberrant here.  


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#9 jimdkc

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Posted 27 March 2020 - 05:28 AM

I may get shunned for this statement, but I actually think the coffee is more critical to my survival than the other two!


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#10 AspenLeif

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Posted 27 March 2020 - 05:31 AM

I may get shunned for this statement, but I actually think the coffee is more critical to my survival than the other two!

You won't be saying that at 5pm.  ;)


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#11 JKor

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Posted 27 March 2020 - 05:35 AM

If you drink enough beer and brown liquor you'll never remember when to make the coffee.  Problem solved.


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#12 MoreAmmoPlz

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Posted 27 March 2020 - 05:54 AM

I may get shunned for this statement, but I actually think the coffee is more critical to my survival than the other two!


Do we still have a ban hammer around?
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#13 Deerslyr

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Posted 27 March 2020 - 07:27 AM

I may get shunned for this statement, but I actually think the coffee is more critical to my the survival of those around me than the other two!

I think this is what he meant to say.


Edited by Deerslyr, 27 March 2020 - 07:27 AM.

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#14 TonyBrown

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Posted 27 March 2020 - 07:34 AM

I may get shunned for this statement, but I actually think the coffee is more critical to my survival than the other two!

you could be right.  beer and brown liquor are critical for me so OTHER people will survive


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#15 BlKtRe

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Posted 27 March 2020 - 08:04 AM

You forgot Fap lotion. 


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