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#21 djinkc

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Posted 26 March 2020 - 07:09 AM

I'm away from my phone


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#22 zymot

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Posted 26 March 2020 - 08:12 AM

I'm away from my phone

 

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#23 Dave

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Posted 26 March 2020 - 08:20 AM

If You're Reading This You're Standing On My Dick


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#24 Stout_fan

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Posted 26 March 2020 - 10:42 AM

Well the obvious is "I told you I was sick!"

 

But I also want to be cremated.

I want my ashes to be sprinkled on the Chesapeake Bay.

That way when all my friends are eating crabs, they can think of me.

 

 

 

And now you know how truly SICK I am.


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#25 Buscotucky

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Posted 26 March 2020 - 10:49 AM

He died laughing


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