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#1 Dave

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Posted 25 March 2020 - 01:06 PM

Since we are staring death in the face ( not really) you have a chance to post your epitaph.

 

Mine would probably be something like:

 

He Died The Way He Lived: Doing Something Stupid


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#2 DieselGopher

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Posted 25 March 2020 - 01:09 PM

He spent most of his life making and drinking alcohol.
The rest he just wasted.
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#3 Genesee Ted

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Posted 25 March 2020 - 01:13 PM

Tombstone? NFW. Burn my ass and then mix my ashes with LSD, vodka, and pizza in a blender and pour me on Dave’s grave

#4 ScottS

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Posted 25 March 2020 - 01:23 PM

GOML



#5 MakeMeHoppy

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Posted 25 March 2020 - 01:23 PM

I'll go with "who is that guy"


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#6 Trub L

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Posted 25 March 2020 - 01:24 PM

"My other hole is your mom"
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#7 43hertz

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Posted 25 March 2020 - 01:40 PM

'Sup?
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#8 Vagus

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Posted 25 March 2020 - 01:43 PM

Here lies Vagus. And everyone who attended his funeral.


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#9 Buzz Buzzard

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Posted 25 March 2020 - 02:31 PM

I'm feeling better.
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#10 zymot

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Posted 25 March 2020 - 04:20 PM

"Zymot. He's Dead"

 

It is in my will that I am to be buried with a tombstone or grave maker, with that as an epitath. (substitute my real name)

 

It comes from a game some friends and I play, trying to catch the other one with naming a recently died person, say the name, pause and then "He's Dead." People accused my of being morbid, hypocritical and that I would not want people playing "He's Dead" when I die. They are wrong.

 

Fun Fact: The original "He's Dead" is Sebastian Cabot.


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#11 SchwanzBrewer

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Posted 25 March 2020 - 04:25 PM

I feel happy!
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#12 Vagus

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Posted 25 March 2020 - 04:27 PM

"Face toward enemy"
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Posted 25 March 2020 - 04:39 PM

But, I'm not dead yet.


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#14 EWW

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Posted 25 March 2020 - 05:40 PM

“What do you want on your tombstone?”
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Posted 25 March 2020 - 06:55 PM

Woke up in my clothes again this morning.
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Posted 26 March 2020 - 01:50 AM

Don't care... I won't be here!


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#17 Stains_not_here_man

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Posted 26 March 2020 - 04:43 AM

The best one I ever saw was in the cemetery in Boulder there is a gravestone with a married couple buried together which says "we'd rather be sailing!"

No shit, sherlock. I've never been sailing in my life but I'm almost positive that I'd rather be sailing than dead.
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#18 StankDelicious

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Posted 26 March 2020 - 05:03 AM

I hope there are titty bars in Heaven.


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#19 davelew

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Posted 26 March 2020 - 06:50 AM

“Here lie the mortal remains of the last real man to read these words”
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#20 Dave

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Posted 26 March 2020 - 06:59 AM

If I Could Find My Car Keys We Could Drive Out Of Here


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