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#1 oui per

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Posted 24 March 2020 - 05:55 PM

than ....
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#2 SchwanzBrewer

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Posted 24 March 2020 - 05:57 PM

Listen to vogon poetry.
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#3 Augie91

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Posted 24 March 2020 - 05:59 PM

Go to Church with Brownbeard.


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#4 oui per

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Posted 24 March 2020 - 06:00 PM

Damn, August. It’s Lent.

But I understand the not wanting to go to church ;)
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#5 Vagus

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Posted 24 March 2020 - 06:02 PM

Eat uhh wonder bread? Bring on the hacking death!
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#6 EWW

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Posted 24 March 2020 - 06:42 PM

Be the dude that was recently attacked with a machete while waiting for a bus. He did it for a pair of headphones...
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#7 SnowMan

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Posted 24 March 2020 - 06:44 PM

Go to Church.


Fixed that.
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#8 EWW

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Posted 24 March 2020 - 06:47 PM

Move out here church is currently banned
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#9 SnowMan

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Posted 24 March 2020 - 06:49 PM

Move out here church is currently banned


Here too.
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#10 Zaphod_Beeblebrox

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Posted 24 March 2020 - 06:55 PM

Listen to vogon poetry.


Dude!
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#11 SchwanzBrewer

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Posted 24 March 2020 - 07:47 PM

Dude!

 

Sorry I stole your thunder, but it's like a gift, you know?


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#12 Zaphod_Beeblebrox

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Posted 24 March 2020 - 08:43 PM

Vogon Poets is my fantasy football name.
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#13 the_stain

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Posted 24 March 2020 - 08:46 PM

than ....


Have someone with the bad AIDS ejaculate deep into my bowels
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#14 SchwanzBrewer

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Posted 24 March 2020 - 08:49 PM

Have someone with the bad AIDS ejaculate deep into my bowels

 

They've got pills for that.


Vogon Poets is my fantasy football name.

 

First thing that popped into my head like lightning.


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#15 StankDelicious

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Posted 24 March 2020 - 09:22 PM

...have evidence on Hillary.


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#16 TehFury

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Posted 25 March 2020 - 08:12 AM

Listen to another word out of Trump's piehole


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#17 Stout_fan

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Posted 25 March 2020 - 08:59 AM

Listen to vogon poetry.

Misplace my towel.


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#18 oui per

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Posted 25 March 2020 - 07:51 PM

...have evidence on Hillary.


Why can’t you leave that poor woman alone? ;)
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#19 cavman

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Posted 25 March 2020 - 08:22 PM

Drink a Corona.


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#20 Trub L

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Posted 25 March 2020 - 08:27 PM

Listen to another word out of Trump's piehole

In your absence, we established a subforum to contain this sort of stuff. I think the best naming idea was "The Butthurt Locker," but Scott went with "The Hot Spot."
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