Today I was driving down an off campus road and there was a scantily clad blonde on the sidewalk in front of this house, hopping from one foot to the other like it was hot. She was holding a sign that said 'You honk, we drink!'
So, I honked the horn and suddenly about 10 heads and shoulders popped up from behind the hedges that were obscuring the porch, each had a beer, and they started chugging and giving me the thumbs up. I drove off honking and there was so much movement on the porch it was a blur in the mirror lol.
Then, I hit the Piggly Wiggly for a couple of items. I got in the shortest line on the end. There was a lady being rung up and a man standing behind her, waiting his turn.
A fat woman with 4 snotty nosed kids came up close behind me, too close, really crowding me. Everyone else I came in contact with today were keeping a little distance except for this woman.
So, I faked the nastiest wet cough into my elbow and that woman couldn't shoo her kids away from me fast enough!
The guy in front of me looked a little alarmed but after the lady and kids left I whispered to him ' that's how you get six feet of separation' and gave a little sly wink. He laughed and seemed relieved.
