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#1 neddles

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Posted 06 February 2020 - 08:47 PM

Gentleman in his 60's walks in to our small town ER earlier this week complaining of eye problems. Ball cap on, pulled down to his eyeballs. The doctor goes in and asks what going on with his eyes. He removes his cap. The entirety of his forehead, soft tissue, bone, everything including the superior half of each orbital is completely gone. His frontal lobe is exposed and has been for a while. 

 

Diagnosed with squamous cell carcinoma on his forehead 8 years ago. He's a recluse living out in the woods. Refused further care, never followed up, didn't think he would make it this long. Mets apparently everywhere.

 

I'm working on a getting the pic. 


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#2 Patrick C.

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Posted 06 February 2020 - 08:52 PM

No thanks on the pic!

 

How long can someone survive with their brain hanging out?


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Posted 06 February 2020 - 08:54 PM

are you telling us that this man didn’t even keep a gauze/bandage on it?
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#4 Genesee Ted

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Posted 06 February 2020 - 08:56 PM

are you telling us that this man didn’t even keep a gauze/bandage on it?

It’s like you’ve never heard of a cap

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Posted 06 February 2020 - 08:57 PM

that is not sterile
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#6 matt6150

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Posted 06 February 2020 - 08:57 PM

Sounds awesome a pic would be sweet.
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#7 weeperabr

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Posted 06 February 2020 - 08:57 PM


dudes are gross
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#8 neddles

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Posted 06 February 2020 - 08:59 PM

No thanks on the pic!

 

How long can someone survive with their brain hanging out?

Well, we're not going to find out now. He went to neurosurgery.

 

are you telling us that this man didn’t even keep a gauze/bandage on it?

That's what I'm telling you.


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#9 Patrick C.

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Posted 06 February 2020 - 09:01 PM

I guess he doesn't have to worry about edema.


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Posted 06 February 2020 - 09:02 PM

i’m going to barf
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#11 Genesee Ted

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Posted 06 February 2020 - 09:03 PM

that is not sterile

He lives in the woods. I’m sure he boils it.

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Posted 06 February 2020 - 09:03 PM

dudes are gross

says someone who bleeds 1 week per month 


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#13 neddles

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Posted 06 February 2020 - 09:04 PM

I guess he doesn't have to worry about edema.

 

CSF is great for the complexion.


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Posted 06 February 2020 - 09:06 PM

What was the doctor's reaction when he took his cap off?


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#15 neddles

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Posted 06 February 2020 - 09:09 PM

What was the doctor's reaction when he took his cap off?

 

I wasn't there but he said it was the most ####ed up this he's ever seen. 


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#16 weeperabr

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Posted 06 February 2020 - 09:09 PM

says someone who bleeds 1 week per month


it’s not really blood, we just tell guys that. it’s actually rainbows.
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#17 weeperabr

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Posted 06 February 2020 - 09:20 PM

Sounds awesome a pic would be sweet.


here ya go!

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#18 Patrick C.

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Posted 06 February 2020 - 09:23 PM

What made the guy finally decide to come in?  Was he lucid, or just babbling?


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#19 neddles

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Posted 06 February 2020 - 09:29 PM

What made the guy finally decide to come in?  Was he lucid, or just babbling?

 

Not sure. I'm going to try to get the pic and more story when I'm there next week.

 

 

says someone who bleeds 1 week per month 

 

Why you gotta gross-up my thread Tony?


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#20 weeperabr

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Posted 06 February 2020 - 09:31 PM

right. a gaping 8 year old head wound couldn’t possibly compare to the female reproductive system.
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