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#1 Vagus

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Posted 14 January 2020 - 01:33 PM

Get out of my thread drier january, teatollers, alcohol deniers, women.  

 

I thirst. I want to install a heart valve into my keg so all i have to do is pull and ... omfg ... omffff ... 

 

Daddy, what are you doing in the basement?

 

NOTHING! ahhhh

 

 

Might be the weather, or a number of other nebulous variables, but i'd kill just to sell my soul to satan for a beer right now. And the thing is, i have plenty of beer. It's not enough. I want to buy a beer with my soul. Satan? Bro? Don't make me pay cash or even use a bottle opener. I shouldn't have to get up out of my chair. I tried summoning him, it didn't work. Kids wont be home to get me a beer for at least ... *looks around* maybe they are home.  Whatever.  A beer for them is whatever's on the lower shelf of the main fridge. I drink from the garage fridge, thank you very much. Or, that pressure tap that im getting my heart hooked into.

 

Still no satan.  If i have to get up i might fall down and break my hip. Yeah, i got another hip, but its just not the same. That was MY hip to break AFTER i got hammered and (double hammered actually, sledge hammered) fell down good and proper. Plus, the basement stairs always miss the hip for my skull and forearms.  Falling down sober isn't the same.

 

D-Fens. 

 

Anyway, the few of you who still ... retain the capability to pass liquid life o'er ur lips, whuh're you hrinkin' right now and perhaps later tonight?


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#2 Genesee Ted

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Posted 14 January 2020 - 01:38 PM

I’m at work drinking one of my IPAs

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Posted 14 January 2020 - 01:48 PM

beer then whiskey


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Posted 14 January 2020 - 01:51 PM

Onto a different IPA

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Posted 14 January 2020 - 01:55 PM

Onto a different IPA

Im ready for your third.


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#6 Genesee Ted

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Posted 14 January 2020 - 02:03 PM

There are currently four. How Loko is that?

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Posted 14 January 2020 - 02:04 PM

I currently have 50 gallons of homebrew at my disposal plus a bar fridge full of other stuff.  My assignment this week is to knock out 2 kegs so I can brew this weekend and again the week after.  Tonight it will be APA and/or ESB.  

 

#WetJanuary



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Posted 14 January 2020 - 02:18 PM

*and


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Posted 14 January 2020 - 02:30 PM

Got an Oktoberfest, an IPA, and a bock on tap.  And they are tasty.  Some, um, sampling has occurred, and will continue for a bit.

 

Saison and Scottish 80/~ ale to be kegged this week.  Brewday tomorrow (another IPA, a freezer-cleanout batch).

 

Trying to wean myself off of store-bought fare.  Much as I like several local/national breweries, $$ talks and BS walks.  In this case, I need to make more of my own and buy less.


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#10 Genesee Ted

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Posted 14 January 2020 - 02:36 PM

Bullshit sells don’t you ever forget it
-Sturgill Simpson

I’m onto my current imperial stout.

#11 Vagus

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Posted 14 January 2020 - 03:03 PM

I have lost the power of feeling.


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Posted 14 January 2020 - 03:04 PM

I have lost the power of feeling.

youre still feeling The Thirst™ right?
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Posted 14 January 2020 - 03:12 PM

It's more of an understanding
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Posted 14 January 2020 - 03:14 PM

It's more of an understanding

glad your liver has that reassurance from you. It really does love being drowned in alcohol despite people saying it is evil. My liver is strong because it works out regularly
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Posted 14 January 2020 - 03:23 PM

I've been doing some hepatic work in the lab lately identifying ... individuals who might not endure delayed evacuation from combat zones. The liver tells all.
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Posted 14 January 2020 - 03:26 PM

I've been doing some hepatic work in the lab lately identifying ... individuals who might not endure delayed evacuation from combat zones. The liver tells all.

water of life bro
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Posted 14 January 2020 - 03:38 PM

That cirrhosis tho.
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Posted 14 January 2020 - 03:41 PM

That cirrhosis tho.

its for the weak
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#19 Vagus

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Posted 14 January 2020 - 03:54 PM

That cirrhosis tho.

Them donors, tho. If you're not willing to harvest other human beings for their organs, you don't want it bad enough.


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Posted 14 January 2020 - 04:04 PM

Them donors, tho. If you're not willing to harvest other human beings for their organs, you don't want it bad enough.

i will step through fields of donor livers on way to the promised land
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