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#41 TonyBrown

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Posted 04 December 2019 - 06:18 PM

Meanwhile while you're repeating yourself the home invader shot you in face and its feeling your dead moobs

Ftfy
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#42 Kremer

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Posted 04 December 2019 - 06:49 PM

I’ve always considered my breasts a weapon. At my age, a good look at them could definitely stun a man one way or another.


I’m really surprised this didn’t permanently derail the topic.
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#43 TonyBrown

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Posted 04 December 2019 - 06:50 PM

I’m really surprised this didn’t permanently derail the topic.

without photo evidence to support her claim it’s just talk anyway
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#44 Kremer

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Posted 04 December 2019 - 06:52 PM

without photo evidence to support her claim it’s just talk anyway


I have imaginary evidence in my head now. Not sure how to feel about that.
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#45 Dave McG

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Posted 04 December 2019 - 07:42 PM

Unfortunately my garage is not attached to the house. I think my favorite to grab would be a cant hook.
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#46 Trub L

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Posted 04 December 2019 - 07:46 PM

Oh, are you a gynocologist?
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#47 wpr

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Posted 04 December 2019 - 07:48 PM

LOL. I swear I was just typing something similar
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#48 BFB

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Posted 04 December 2019 - 08:01 PM

Meanwhile while you're repeating yourself the home invader shot you in face and its feeling your dead boobs

Feckinglem mobile skin
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#49 Hillbilly Deluxe

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Posted 04 December 2019 - 08:28 PM

I have Chuck Norris.
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#50 dondewey

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Posted 04 December 2019 - 11:08 PM

I do a cock pushup every day just so I have an extra stabbing weapon should the need arises.

Weeper isn't the only one with good bits o danger.


How many do you do?
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#51 Trub L

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Posted 05 December 2019 - 05:06 AM

Well.....I mean.... All you need is one.
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#52 Stout_fan

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Posted 05 December 2019 - 11:37 AM

Just my obnoxious personality and harsh words.


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#53 zymot

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Posted 05 December 2019 - 03:18 PM

Just my razor sharp wit and disarming countenance. Nobody stands a chance.

 

Just my obnoxious personality and harsh words.

 

EN' GAREDE! My Good Man. En Garde indeed.


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#54 Stout_fan

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Posted 05 December 2019 - 05:03 PM

EN' GAREDE! My Good Man. En Garde indeed.

They go high. I GO LOW!!!


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#55 BrewerGeorge

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Posted 13 December 2019 - 09:08 PM

I put a tennis wrap on my Indian War club (like in the video I posted). It REALLY feels like I should beat a mofo down now.

Like really.

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Posted 03 January 2020 - 10:51 AM

Bit of a drunk purchase last night.  It's about 3 ft long.
 
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#57 Trub L

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Posted 03 January 2020 - 10:53 AM

Who will you kill with it?
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#58 BrewerGeorge

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Posted 03 January 2020 - 10:56 AM

Probably some thug harassing women.



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Posted 03 January 2020 - 11:05 AM

no weapons.  if anyone tries to break in here they won't be ready for the pain I will bring on them.  I am ready to go bat shit insane on anyone who ####s with me.


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Posted 03 January 2020 - 11:19 AM

no weapons.  if anyone tries to break in here they won't be ready for the pain I will bring on them.  I am ready to go bat shit insane on anyone who ####s with me.

*brings hands to a gun fight*


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