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#1 BrewerGeorge

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Posted 03 December 2019 - 10:20 PM

Like in Sean of the Dead, I suspect most people in this country could only bring kitchen knives and improvised weapons to a fight. Baseball/Cricket bats, tire irons, hatchets, and such.

Can you do any better?

Guns notwithstanding, I have:
Norman style long sword
Machete
Mace - melee weapon not spray
Native American war club
Tomahawk
ASP Baton
Walking stick / African War club
Boar spear
Two bamboo rods
Several quarter staves
Numerous knives
sjambak whip
.22 cal blow gun
40lb recurve bow
Sling shot that shoots arrows

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Posted 03 December 2019 - 10:22 PM

I have a mean tabby that I could toss in the direction of someone's face.
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#3 StankDelicious

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Posted 03 December 2019 - 10:44 PM

Nope. Not a one. :)


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#4 JKor

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Posted 04 December 2019 - 12:47 AM

Items purpose built as weapons?  None.


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Posted 04 December 2019 - 01:47 AM

Not really, $5 machete from harbor freight if you count that. Otherwise just a 9mm and a 12g.
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#6 the_stain

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Posted 04 December 2019 - 04:25 AM

Yeah not really. I have a Machete. And a Chainsaw. And a flashlight that doubles as a stun gun.
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#7 wpr

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Posted 04 December 2019 - 04:29 AM

I’ve always considered my breasts a weapon. At my age, a good look at them could definitely stun a man one way or another.

Edited by wpr, 04 December 2019 - 04:29 AM.

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#8 Trub L

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Posted 04 December 2019 - 04:44 AM

I’ve always considered my breasts a weapon. At my age, a good look at them could definitely stun a man one way or another.

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I would bet that me with a kitchen knife and a few other odds and ends from around the house could still take out Paul Blart AND Napoleon Dynamite, with their vast array of blow darts, bo staves, and slingshots that shoot little dogs with bees in their mouths so that when they bark they shoot bees at you.

Like most kids, I had a teenage mutant ninja turtle phase, and so I actually do own a pair of sai somewhere. They're about 300th on the list of things in my basement that I'd currently use if I actually had a reason to harm someone.
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Posted 04 December 2019 - 05:09 AM

I have a couple of hockey sticks and a crossbow.
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#10 Vagus

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Posted 04 December 2019 - 05:54 AM

Milk
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Posted 04 December 2019 - 06:08 AM

Milk

How old?


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#12 Dave

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Posted 04 December 2019 - 06:12 AM

I have a kitchen drawer full of weapons banned in Britain


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#13 Beejus McReejus

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Posted 04 December 2019 - 06:29 AM

George gonna come out screaming with twenty weapons strapped to him, dual wielding a long sword and flaming machete, with improvised body armor....then get bit on the ankle by a toddler zombie.

Edited by Beejus McReejus, 04 December 2019 - 06:29 AM.

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Posted 04 December 2019 - 07:02 AM

I had a boss that use to tell this story.

One night he was waken up around 1am. He hears people down stairs. He grabs a samurai sword and goes down the steps. At this point he informs us that he sleeps in the nude. The intruder ended up being his step daughter and boyfriend (they were either in highschool or college)
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Posted 04 December 2019 - 07:19 AM

Hedge trimmers.  Pool net.  Leaf blower.  Morning coffee breath.  Letter opener.  A board with a nail in it.  



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Posted 04 December 2019 - 07:39 AM

I used to have some. But to create a safer society, I voluntarily turned them all in.


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Posted 04 December 2019 - 07:40 AM

Hedge trimmers. Pool net. Leaf blower. Morning coffee breath. Letter opener. A board with a nail in it.


Leaf blower, gasoline, flask, grill lighter.
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Posted 04 December 2019 - 07:43 AM

This has me thinking I am not really prepared for an intruder. All the guns are locked in safes so they aren't easily accessible. I've thought before that having a box of say 50 darts near my bed, and if an intruder is in the house to just start chucking darts towards them. That would be so satisfying.
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Posted 04 December 2019 - 08:04 AM

Leaf blower, gasoline, flask, grill lighter.

Yes, these are excellent weapons.  I also have one of those Aim 'N Flame things so I could torch someone from 8" away.  Tho.  Also, I now have this old Citi card that I could probably file down into a blade so I could shank someone.  I'm armed to the teeth quite honestly.  George, come at me Bro.  :lol:



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Posted 04 December 2019 - 08:07 AM

I do a cock pushup every day just so I have an extra stabbing weapon should the need arises.

Weeper isn't the only one with good bits o danger.
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