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#1 Zaphod_Beeblebrox

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Posted 09 November 2019 - 09:51 PM

My wife took my son to the AJR concert in Tampa. Leaving me home with a healthy supply ofvtequipa . I bought these and now I have to send them back monday.

Any drunk purchases?

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#2 Iron Chic

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Posted 09 November 2019 - 10:09 PM

Leveraged AAPL put yolos
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#3 the_stain

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Posted 09 November 2019 - 10:25 PM

Last night I apparently bought a flashlight that doubles as a stun gun
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#4 Dave

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Posted 10 November 2019 - 06:53 AM

Last night I apparently bought a fleshlight that doubles as a stun gun

 

Be careful with that thing


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#5 Benadryl Cumbersnatch

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Posted 10 November 2019 - 07:03 AM

I’ve let self control get the better of me
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#6 JKor

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Posted 10 November 2019 - 07:15 AM

Leveraged AAPL put yolos


Lolo
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#7 ER Pemberton

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Posted 10 November 2019 - 07:20 AM

Yes, THIS. :covreyes: :lol:

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Posted 10 November 2019 - 07:23 AM

The only thing I buy drunk is more beer
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#9 TonyBrown

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Posted 10 November 2019 - 08:08 AM

Last night I apparently bought a flashlight that doubles as a stun gun

i have one of those, pretty sweet

The only thing I buy drunk is more beer

this is me as well
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Posted 10 November 2019 - 09:38 AM

The person who invents a well functioning breathalyzer for cell phones will be mad wealthy, and quite possibly Time magazines man of the year...
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#11 ER Pemberton

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Posted 10 November 2019 - 09:42 AM

The person who invents a well functioning breathalyzer for cell phones will be mad wealthy, and quite possibly Time magazines man of the year...

Oh hey, can you get to work on that?  :P



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Posted 10 November 2019 - 11:18 AM

Not drunk, but a few years back I had lasik surgery which came with a supply of oxycodone.  The warnings literally said not to make any financial decisions while taking the drug.  Says you.  I'd had my eye on a new dive computer for a while.  Ordered that sucker and by the time it arrived, I could even read the dial. 


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#13 jammer

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Posted 10 November 2019 - 11:56 AM

I burned cookies last weekend after a few whiskey sours and a canna brownie.  I bought all new thermometers for the kitchen:  a new 2 probe meat thermometer,  new instant read thermapen, and a new hanging oven thermometer.  
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#14 Benadryl Cumbersnatch

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Posted 10 November 2019 - 12:19 PM

I might get drunk and buy a panini press
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Posted 10 November 2019 - 12:42 PM

Not from Amazon, but I did buy a pretty sweet skateboard last September.


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