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#1 Zaphod_Beeblebrox

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Posted 09 November 2019 - 04:00 PM

You know he was hoping he would get to use his battle axe for real one day.

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#2 Vagus

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Posted 09 November 2019 - 04:04 PM

When he's not working at applebees...
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#3 Sidney Porter

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Posted 09 November 2019 - 04:07 PM

Battle ax, Rick and Morty, video games, star wars shirt
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Posted 09 November 2019 - 05:07 PM

no picture of the axe?


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#5 Sidney Porter

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Posted 09 November 2019 - 05:37 PM

no picture of the axe?

evidence? Or did they call the Conan sword a battle ax
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#6 Mynameisluka

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Posted 09 November 2019 - 08:13 PM

no picture of the axe?


They show it in the video.
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#7 Benadryl Cumbersnatch

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Posted 09 November 2019 - 08:18 PM

LARPER chomo
I hope they’re potty trained
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#8 SchwanzBrewer

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Posted 09 November 2019 - 08:22 PM

I mean, you can't really script that one any better. I'm still not convinced this isn't a onion type spoof piece.


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#9 Benadryl Cumbersnatch

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Posted 09 November 2019 - 08:31 PM

DOOMED


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#10 BrewerGeorge

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Posted 09 November 2019 - 08:33 PM

If somebody breaks down my front door, they're getting hit with a mace that I keep by my chair, until I can get to the guns in the other room.

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Posted 09 November 2019 - 08:38 PM

Dude got fecked up by the axe too. There was blood everywhere in the apt.


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#12 Zaphod_Beeblebrox

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Posted 09 November 2019 - 09:37 PM

He gets hammered by an axe, and now facing 20 years. Greatest night of his life.
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#13 SchwanzBrewer

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Posted 09 November 2019 - 11:15 PM

He gets hammered by an axe, and now facing 20 years. Greatest night of his life.

 

The triangle face tattoo is probably next.


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#14 mTizzle

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Posted 09 November 2019 - 11:36 PM

I mean, you can't really script that one any better. I'm still not convinced this isn't a onion type spoof piece.


This was my thought- especially with the hat.
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Posted 10 November 2019 - 02:23 PM

Battle ax, Rick and Morty, video games, star wars shirt


To be fair, this is probably exactly the combination of things a "medeival weapons specialist" would be into
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Posted 10 November 2019 - 02:26 PM

he used his mother in law to defend himself?


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#17 Sidney Porter

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Posted 10 November 2019 - 02:47 PM

To be fair, this is probably exactly the combination of things a "medeival weapons specialist" would be into

Exactly
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Posted 10 November 2019 - 02:53 PM

Dude got fecked up by the axe too. There was blood everywhere in the apt.


Dude wasn’t even missing any limbs and was out of the hospital in like a day. Axe man went easy on him.
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Posted 10 November 2019 - 03:05 PM

Dude wasn’t even missing any limbs and was out of the hospital in like a day. Axe man went easy on him.


It was merely a scratch!
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Posted 10 November 2019 - 04:24 PM

he used his mother in law to defend himself?

 

Nice


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