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#1 weep er

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Posted 09 September 2019 - 09:24 AM

I hate watching the ppl come off of the plane that I’m about to get on. Knowing they stunk up and warmed up the seat. Left a crushed water bottle, probably didn’t wash their hands.

Where did you fly in from, you slobs? Which one of you was in 14a?

No mammas.


Oh shit. My pilots are, like, 26 years old.

Is that allowed?
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#2 Deerslyr

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Posted 09 September 2019 - 09:28 AM

This is why you should always take the first flight of the day!  That way you know it was properly cleaned the night before.  It's your own damn fault for wanting to get a couple of extra hours of sleep!

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What airline and how long is your flight?


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#3 ER Pemberton

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Posted 09 September 2019 - 09:35 AM

Also, airports are full of bars for a reason.  Ask Vagus.  :lol:



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Posted 09 September 2019 - 10:40 AM

Where you going?
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Posted 09 September 2019 - 10:49 AM

Newark? God I hate Newark. Hope to never set foot there again.


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#6 djinkc

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Posted 09 September 2019 - 10:50 AM

If you're lucky they'll have Flight for the movie


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Posted 09 September 2019 - 11:53 AM

Where you going?

 

https://brews-bros.c...ster-ny-99-912/


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#8 Patrick C.

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Posted 09 September 2019 - 11:57 AM

If you're lucky they'll have Flight for the movie

 

Denzel Washington was awesome in that.  Plus, Nadine Velasquez.


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Posted 09 September 2019 - 12:06 PM

I was drunk then, and I'm drunk right now!!!
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Posted 09 September 2019 - 01:38 PM

I liked John Goodman's character...even though he was reduced to comic relief!


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Posted 09 September 2019 - 01:49 PM

Denzel Washington was awesome in that. Plus, Nadine Velasquez.


You forgot Kelly Reilly.. she was just looking for deeep dicking
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Posted 09 September 2019 - 02:23 PM

I love going to new places, I really dislike the traveling it takes to get there. Especially flying. As long as you are in coach, nothing you can do to make flying good. It is going to suck. Nothing. It is a PITA at best. When I step into the airport I know what is coming, and it ain’t going to be good.

Knowing and acknowledging this how I survive traveling for work. It is like getting into a boxing ring and fighting Mike Tyson in his prime. You know the outcome,you know what is going to happen. Do not be surprised when you wake up in a hospital with a broken jaw.
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Posted 09 September 2019 - 02:26 PM

I love going to new places, I really dislike the traveling it takes to get there. Especially flying. As long as you are in coach, nothing you can do to make flying good. It is going to suck. Nothing. It is a PITA at best. When I step into the airport I know what is coming, and it ain’t going to be good.

Knowing and acknowledging this how I survive traveling for work. It is like getting into a boxing ring and fighting Mike Tyson in his prime. You know the outcome,you know what is going to happen. Do not be surprised when you wake up in a hospital with a broken jaw.


This is true. It's getting worse, too.
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Posted 09 September 2019 - 02:32 PM

I love going to new places, I really dislike the traveling it takes to get there. Especially flying. As long as you are in coach, nothing you can do to make flying good. It is going to suck. Nothing. It is a PITA at best. When I step into the airport I know what is coming, and it ain’t going to be good.

Knowing and acknowledging this how I survive traveling for work. It is like getting into a boxing ring and fighting Mike Tyson in his prime. You know the outcome,you know what is going to happen. Do not be surprised when you wake up in a hospital with a broken jaw.

Oh, come on now. Don't get me wrong... I hate the airlines. Hate. I hate the way they treat and manipulate people. Getting to the airport and trying to figure out what has changed since the last time you flew kind of sucks and security (including TSA) can suck too. Oh and waiting can suck and being delayed can suck and sitting next to sasquatch can suck too. Huh, I guess it really DOES suck. :lol:

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Posted 09 September 2019 - 02:38 PM

I was drunk then, and I'm drunk right now!!!


Best line ever
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#16 weep er

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Posted 09 September 2019 - 03:15 PM

This is why you should always take the first flight of the day! That way you know it was properly cleaned the night before. It's your own damn fault for wanting to get a couple of extra hours of sleep!

JK

What airline and how long is your flight?


AA and we were in the air for 45 mins. :)

Newark? God I hate Newark. Hope to never set foot there again.


That’s too far north for me. I fly out of PHL, that’s 1/2 hour from my house.
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#17 weep er

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Posted 09 September 2019 - 03:17 PM

I love going to new places, I really dislike the traveling it takes to get there. Especially flying. As long as you are in coach, nothing you can do to make flying good. It is going to suck. Nothing. It is a PITA at best. When I step into the airport I know what is coming, and it ain’t going to be good.
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Yep. I don’t know if I’ll ever be able to afford first class. Not like I’d throw the money away if I had it.

The entire ordeal was from 10am - 3pm.

I should have just driven the 6 hours.

If there is a next time, I’ll definitely do that.

####ing TSA assholes.
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Posted 09 September 2019 - 03:20 PM


Oh shit. My pilots are, like, 26 years old.

Is that allowed?

Is WHAT allowed, ma'am? :)
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#19 the_stain

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Posted 09 September 2019 - 03:27 PM

The absolute worst part of traveling to me is the boarding and deplaning process. It could be done so much more efficiently and quickly.
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Posted 09 September 2019 - 03:36 PM

It always makes me think about how much better ants are at tasks like this.
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