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#1 Mynameisluka

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Posted 16 August 2019 - 12:01 AM

https://www.foxnews....iring-greenland

Rumor has it he wants to rename it Orangeland.
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#2 Vagus

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Posted 16 August 2019 - 03:01 AM

Someone should hand him a globe. Flat-Earth Greenland is a myth.  


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Posted 16 August 2019 - 03:27 AM

Man Putin would be so on either side.
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#4 BrewerGeorge

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Posted 16 August 2019 - 04:11 AM

And you people thought he didn't belive in global warming. That's called hedging your bet, Son.

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Posted 16 August 2019 - 06:35 AM

Buy Greenland. Trumpet opens a Viking themed casino.

Sell Puerto Rico.
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Posted 16 August 2019 - 06:38 AM

The funny thing is, this probably isn't the worst or craziest idea he's had.
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#7 Buzz Buzzard

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Posted 16 August 2019 - 06:40 AM

No need for a wall, it has a moat.


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#8 Genesee Ted

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Posted 16 August 2019 - 08:24 AM

The funny thing is, this probably isn't the worst or craziest idea he's had.

He has so many ideas, it’s hard to not fit somewhere in between there

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Posted 16 August 2019 - 08:44 AM

The funny thing is, this probably isn't the worst or craziest idea he's had.

Why is it crazy?


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#10 the_stain

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Posted 16 August 2019 - 08:45 AM

Why isn't it? :)
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Posted 16 August 2019 - 08:46 AM

Why isn't it? :)

Through out history countries have bought and sold territories for various reasons. Where they all crazy?


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Posted 16 August 2019 - 08:49 AM

Aside from the monetary expenditure. It makes a lot of sense to me.  Geographic it's strategic.  Tons of natural resources. Sort of Alaska 2.0. 


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Posted 16 August 2019 - 08:50 AM

Will this impact his funding for moon unit alpha and moon unit zappa?

Aside from the monetary expenditure. It makes a lot of sense to me. Geographic it's strategic. Tons of natural resources. Sort of Alaska 2.0.


If any people want to come in from Mexico, they just have to go through East Alaska. Makes sense.
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#14 the_stain

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Posted 16 August 2019 - 08:50 AM

Through out history countries have bought and sold territories for various reasons. Where they all crazy?


No. That's why this isn't the craziest idea he's had.
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Posted 16 August 2019 - 08:52 AM

Louisiana, Alaska come to mind.
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Posted 16 August 2019 - 08:52 AM

No. That's why this isn't the craziest idea he's had.

You are calling the idea crazy, again. Why is it crazy?


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Posted 16 August 2019 - 08:53 AM

You are calling the idea crazy, again. Why is it crazy?


You seem to be having some issue with English.
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Posted 16 August 2019 - 08:53 AM

We could pull a George Roger's Clark on Denmark and get a northwest territory deal.
But cash seems nicer.
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Posted 16 August 2019 - 08:53 AM

Mostly because of the timing. Seems like we have other things to worry about.
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Posted 16 August 2019 - 08:55 AM

Will this impact his funding for moon unit alpha and moon unit zappa?

If any people want to come in from Mexico, they just have to go through East Alaska. Makes sense.

We would have both ends of Canada. Might as well take that too.


You seem to be having some issue with English.

You think that he's claiming it's NOT a crazy idea?


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