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#1 Iron Chic

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Posted 13 August 2019 - 02:25 PM

Our team moral event is to a water park tomorrow. A group of coworkers in swimwear + alcohol.

What could possibly go wrong lol
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#2 Genesee Ted

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Posted 13 August 2019 - 02:47 PM

Nip slip
Wear a speedo

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Posted 13 August 2019 - 03:10 PM

Toss a Baby Ruth in the water!


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Posted 13 August 2019 - 03:15 PM

Nip slip
Take your ED medicine and...
Wear a speedo


Edited by bdutton, 13 August 2019 - 03:17 PM.

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#5 Buzz Buzzard

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Posted 13 August 2019 - 03:16 PM


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Posted 13 August 2019 - 03:28 PM

Toss a Baby Ruth in the water!


Came for this
It would be a great prank to pull at a bbq/party at a house with a pool.. Just slip in a baby ruth, or even 3-4 Halloween/snack size ones :devil:
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#7 EWW

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Posted 13 August 2019 - 05:43 PM

Wild Waves?

That is an odd work event
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Posted 13 August 2019 - 06:00 PM

We're going to a lame ass Escape Room.

Hello! Figuring out problems is what we do every day.

Should be a boring 15 minutes.

At least we are going to dinner after. I'm gonna over 2 of everything.


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Posted 13 August 2019 - 06:13 PM

We're going to a lame ass Escape Room.
Hello! Figuring out problems is what we do every day.
Should be a boring 15 minutes.
At least we are going to dinner after. I'm gonna over 2 of everything.


Done that once. It sucked. The clues were all fecking whacky, the answers were messy and convoluted and some of the locks didn't even work for the employee. They ended up giving us a voucher for another try. Screw that. If you're going to solve a riddle for an answer at least spell the fecking answer right.
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Posted 13 August 2019 - 06:33 PM

You should wear george’s Spandex shirt so only your arms and head get fried.
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Posted 13 August 2019 - 06:40 PM

Any hotties?


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Posted 13 August 2019 - 06:41 PM

Dress like bikerfox
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Posted 13 August 2019 - 07:15 PM

Yeah... co-workers in swimwear, plus alcohol.  I'm guessing this wasn't vetted by HR.

 

Toss a Baby Ruth in the water!

 

Huh... my neighbor (the unethical realtor that I don't get along with) has a pool in his backyard.  Next time I see him setting up for a party (he had one of those big tents set up in his front yard with a DJ and a ton of booze for his wife's 40th birthday... and the music continued till 1:00 a.m.) I'm gonna launch a Baby Ruth from my property into his pool.  Like Obi-Wan-Kenobi, I've got the high ground.  I just need to get my sling shot out and start practicing for angle and distance.  I just need to make sure a Baby Ruth will have enough integrity on the pull.  Better freeze a bunch I'm guessing.

 

We're going to a lame ass Escape Room.

Hello! Figuring out problems is what we do every day.

Should be a boring 15 minutes.

At least we are going to dinner after. I'm gonna over 2 of everything.

 

I've done a couple of escape rooms and they were pretty good.  The first one I solved with about 90 seconds to spare, but we took 6 minutes in penalties for using some clues they gave us.  I enjoy them and am planning to do one for my birthday.


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Posted 13 August 2019 - 07:18 PM

Do candy bars float?

or  get this https://www.amazon.c...=gateway&sr=8-4


Edited by cavman, 13 August 2019 - 07:20 PM.

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#15 Deerslyr

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Posted 13 August 2019 - 07:22 PM

Do candy bars float?

or  get this https://www.amazon.c...=gateway&sr=8-4

Do you even Caddy Shack?


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Posted 13 August 2019 - 07:49 PM

Boner alert!
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Posted 13 August 2019 - 07:58 PM

So glad I don't have a "team" or a morale event. Vibes.
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#18 Iron Chic

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Posted 13 August 2019 - 09:39 PM

Wild Waves?

That is an odd work event

Right? It's ####ing weird.

This is one guy's fault, too. We have him party planning because he's too retarded to be trusted with real work. Guess that one backfired.
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Posted 13 August 2019 - 10:05 PM

Moral or morale? It will make a difference, and you may already have it unknowingly correct!
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Posted 14 August 2019 - 03:12 AM

We did an escape room once. It was good
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