Jump to content


Photo

Really stupid things that made you laugh, that aren't actually funny


  • Please log in to reply
7 replies to this topic

#1 Glacies

Glacies

    Comptroller of Schwanz Hate

  • Moderators
  • PipPipPipPip
  • 4794 posts

Posted 12 July 2019 - 06:42 AM

I have a lot of these - weird sense of humor I guess. The Jerk chicken conversation in the other thread... whenever I think about jerk chicken i'm reminded of this time in college.

 

I went to a military military school and one day during my freshman year in the messhall(called rat year), I was in line standing at attention with my dinner tray one night trying to figure out what the little menu stand thing said with "jerk chicken" - never had it, never heard of it.

 

Some upper classman must have noted my obvious confusion and got up in my face saying "YOU KNOW WHAT THE F!! JERK CHICKEN IS RAT!?!?"

 

"NO SIR!!"
 

"IT"S CHICKEN THAT TURNS YOU INTO AN ASSHOLE WHEN YOU EAT IT!!"

 

I had to do pushups for "losing my military bearing"

 

not really funny, not really creative.... totally destroyed me. I'm laughing about it years later.



#2 Vagus

Vagus

    Just had an organism

  • Patron
  • PipPipPipPipPip
  • 38980 posts
  • LocationThere

Posted 12 July 2019 - 08:02 AM

Every time glacies did anything.
  • 0

#3 Glacies

Glacies

    Comptroller of Schwanz Hate

  • Moderators
  • PipPipPipPip
  • 4794 posts

Posted 12 July 2019 - 08:04 AM

OW

 

called me really stupid

 

funny because I'm not funny



#4 Vagus

Vagus

    Just had an organism

  • Patron
  • PipPipPipPipPip
  • 38980 posts
  • LocationThere

Posted 12 July 2019 - 09:35 AM

OW

called me really stupid

funny because I'm not funny


Called myself stupid cuz vagus laugh at everything.
  • 0

#5 Zsasz

Zsasz

    Anti-Brag Queen

  • Patron
  • PipPipPipPipPip
  • 38807 posts
  • LocationLimbo

Posted 12 July 2019 - 09:37 AM

I have a lot of these - weird sense of humor I guess. The Jerk chicken conversation in the other thread... whenever I think about jerk chicken i'm reminded of this time in college.

 

I went to a military military school and one day during my freshman year in the messhall(called rat year), I was in line standing at attention with my dinner tray one night trying to figure out what the little menu stand thing said with "jerk chicken" - never had it, never heard of it.

 

Some upper classman must have noted my obvious confusion and got up in my face saying "YOU KNOW WHAT THE F!! JERK CHICKEN IS RAT!?!?"

 

"NO SIR!!"
 

"IT"S CHICKEN THAT TURNS YOU INTO AN ASSHOLE WHEN YOU EAT IT!!"

 

I had to do pushups for "losing my military bearing"

 

not really funny, not really creative.... totally destroyed me. I'm laughing about it years later.

 

how many?


  • 0

#6 Glacies

Glacies

    Comptroller of Schwanz Hate

  • Moderators
  • PipPipPipPip
  • 4794 posts

Posted 12 July 2019 - 09:51 AM

18

#7 Vagus

Vagus

    Just had an organism

  • Patron
  • PipPipPipPipPip
  • 38980 posts
  • LocationThere

Posted 12 July 2019 - 11:17 AM

18

He meant pushups


  • 0

#8 Deerslyr

Deerslyr

    Disliker of Nut Kicking

  • Patron
  • PipPipPipPipPip
  • 22830 posts
  • LocationGod's Country!

Posted 12 July 2019 - 11:25 AM

So I'm guessing you ate the chicken.

 

:troll:


  • 0


0 user(s) are reading this topic

0 members, 0 guests, 0 anonymous users