I have a lot of these - weird sense of humor I guess. The Jerk chicken conversation in the other thread... whenever I think about jerk chicken i'm reminded of this time in college.
I went to a military military school and one day during my freshman year in the messhall(called rat year), I was in line standing at attention with my dinner tray one night trying to figure out what the little menu stand thing said with "jerk chicken" - never had it, never heard of it.
Some upper classman must have noted my obvious confusion and got up in my face saying "YOU KNOW WHAT THE F!! JERK CHICKEN IS RAT!?!?"
"IT"S CHICKEN THAT TURNS YOU INTO AN ASSHOLE WHEN YOU EAT IT!!"
I had to do pushups for "losing my military bearing"
not really funny, not really creative.... totally destroyed me. I'm laughing about it years later.