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#1 mTizzle

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Posted 14 June 2019 - 07:08 AM

https://www.empireon...sweary-r-rated/

 

Data getting more giggity?  Maybe a true Amazon planet?


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#2 TonyBrown

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Posted 14 June 2019 - 07:37 AM

cast samuel l jackson as the capt.  only way this works


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#3 Glacies

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Posted 14 June 2019 - 07:46 AM

cast samuel l jackson as the capt.  only way this works

 

I'm tired of these Motha Frackin' Borg....



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Posted 14 June 2019 - 07:49 AM

This will either be epic, or incredibly stupid
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#5 TonyBrown

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Posted 14 June 2019 - 07:53 AM

This will either be epic, or incredibly stupid

this.  not going to be much room in between.


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#6 Lee in Texas

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Posted 14 June 2019 - 07:55 AM

"Set phasers to F-bomb". I LOL'd. Seriously.
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Posted 14 June 2019 - 08:02 AM

wonder if we'll get to see some nekid green titties??

 

the chick that played the green gal in the first reboot several years ago was pretty fecking hot

 

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#8 mTizzle

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Posted 14 June 2019 - 08:35 AM

This will either be epic, or incredibly stupid


As agreed to above, my thought exactly. I think there is a little bit of space for “gritty” Star Trek, but it could be a miss. I have not seen the newest Tarantino flick, but apparently it did not get rave reviews.

I would watch it, however, at least once.
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Posted 14 June 2019 - 09:28 AM

I always thought a movie about Klingons going full retard would be highly entertaining.
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#10 Fred Beefsteak

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Posted 14 June 2019 - 03:25 PM

I always thought a movie about Klingons going full retard would be highly entertaining.


You mean like trying to kill everything that moves?
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#11 djinkc

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Posted 14 June 2019 - 04:43 PM

I always thought a movie about Klingons going full retard would be highly entertaining.

I never learned how to say feck you in Klingon


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#12 zymot

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Posted 14 June 2019 - 09:14 PM

Klingon muther-effer. Do you speak it. Pew-pew-pew!

Did you see a sign in front of my house that said dead Romulan storage? No. Because storing dead Romulans is not my effing job.

But Harvey Keitel will not change because he is an awesome that transcends galaxies of space and time.
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#13 StankDelicious

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Posted 15 June 2019 - 06:16 AM

You mean like trying to kill everything that moves?

Pretty much going total space viking on everything. An entire movie of drinking, fighting and ####ing everything in sight.

Vagus: The Next Generation.

Edited by StankDelicious, 15 June 2019 - 06:16 AM.

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#14 Fred Beefsteak

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Posted 15 June 2019 - 07:35 AM

“The monkeyfighting Kobayashi Maru... When it absolutely positively has to be done, but can’t ... Except no substitute...”
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Posted 15 June 2019 - 12:16 PM

I’d be very surprised if this makes it past the script stage, but I’d love to read the script!

In the meantime this might tide a few folks over

https://twitter.com/...8168673281?s=20
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