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#1 Ineedacatscan

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Posted 15 May 2019 - 06:48 PM

Found a small lump on the back of my leg.

Preliminary consensus seems to be either a lipoma (fatty tumor) or a sarcoma (capital C Cancer). Pre any sorts of testing other than medical opinion (not much better than what I found on the googles)

First available window for my MRI......next Wednesday. So I get to marinate on that for a hot minute....

I know the odds of sarcoma are pretty remote. But still..... it’s hard not to think about.

So hoist away. All I’ve got in the house is some shitty homemade wine from a family member. It’s not good. I intend to remedy this situation tomorrow
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#2 Will Flairrell

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Posted 15 May 2019 - 06:51 PM

Vibes


Also STOP PICKING AT IT!!
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Posted 15 May 2019 - 06:53 PM

Vibes


Also STOP PICKING AT IT!!


IM NOT PICKING. I’m perpetually monitoring its growth!!! It’s medically necessary
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Posted 15 May 2019 - 06:55 PM

Vibes man. Probably best to stop reading about it on the internet until your appointment.


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#5 Ineedacatscan

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Posted 15 May 2019 - 06:56 PM

Vibes man. Probably best to stop reading about it on the internet until your appointment.


I came to the same conclusion about an hour ago. That’s when I turned to the shitty wine
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Posted 15 May 2019 - 07:21 PM

Are we supposed to get stuff like that checked out?
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Posted 15 May 2019 - 07:22 PM

Are we supposed to get stuff like that checked out?


I recommend 8 units of your preferred intoxicant prior to making any sort of medical decision.
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Posted 15 May 2019 - 07:22 PM

Let us know how it goes! Hopefully just the fat tumor thing. ;)
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Posted 15 May 2019 - 07:25 PM

Sucks man. I'm sure it will be fine. Why an mri? Can't they just do a little biopsy?
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Posted 15 May 2019 - 07:26 PM

While we are talking about things we usually ignore ...

A friend of mine had some kind of lump/bump on her pubic area (red, raised, painful, no head). We joked she had the herps but it turned out she had to have minor surgery to dig that sucker out. It was just a ####ing ingrown hair. They dug underneath to check everything out.

Edited by weep er, 15 May 2019 - 07:27 PM.

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Posted 15 May 2019 - 07:28 PM

Vibes.  Humans seem to get a lot of bumps, lumps, fybroids, etc. and the vast majority of them are NOT cancer.  Keep us posted and hoists and thoughts in the meantime. 


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Posted 15 May 2019 - 07:29 PM

While we are talking about things we usually ignore ...

A friend of mine had some kind of lump/bump on her pubic area (red, raised, painful, no head). We joked she had the herps but it turned out she had to have minor surgery to dig that sucker out. It was just a ####ing ingrown hair. They dug underneath to check everything out.

Did she call all of her exlovers like Michael did when he had an ingrown hair that he just assumed was a herpes outbreak?

Edited by SugarTits, 15 May 2019 - 07:29 PM.

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#13 Ineedacatscan

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Posted 15 May 2019 - 07:30 PM

Sucks man. I'm sure it will be fine. Why an mri? Can't they just do a little biopsy?


I asked about that specifically. He said he preferred the MRI.

I suspect it’s a malpractice insurance thing. Offload the risk elsewhere...
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Posted 15 May 2019 - 07:31 PM

I’m pretty sure she has not kept track of them. She’s kind of a slut.

After we knew she was ok, we said “glad you’re ok, but, you’re such a slut we always assumed herpes, not cancer”
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Posted 15 May 2019 - 07:31 PM

I asked about that specifically. He said he preferred the MRI.

I suspect it’s a malpractice insurance thing. Offload the risk elsewhere...

Just had an MRI about a month ago.  It's really no big deal.  I mean, I wouldn't want to have one every day but you'll be fine.  


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Posted 15 May 2019 - 07:36 PM

Vibes dude. You'll be good.

I had a CT scan once. They didn't find anything.
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Posted 15 May 2019 - 07:38 PM

Vibes. Humans seem to get a lot of bumps, lumps, fybroids, etc. and the vast majority of them are NOT cancer. Keep us posted and hoists and thoughts in the meantime.


This. Vibes
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Posted 15 May 2019 - 07:44 PM

Vibes sent.  What was said above: needs to be checked but in most cases nothing.  


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Posted 15 May 2019 - 07:48 PM

Vibes, I vote for lump of fat.
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Posted 15 May 2019 - 07:48 PM

Vibes man.


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