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#1 Gusso

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Posted 20 April 2019 - 02:37 PM

Saw this when I went to CVS yesterday. It almost seems impossible to do even if you try.


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#2 djinkc

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Posted 20 April 2019 - 02:53 PM

I wish there was a video.  :blink:


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#3 Dave

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Posted 20 April 2019 - 03:29 PM

That's how you park before looting a CVS
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#4 Area Man

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Posted 20 April 2019 - 03:42 PM

It blew the curtain airbag. lol
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Posted 20 April 2019 - 04:33 PM

So did it pivot around the pole after slamming into it? Not sure how it ended up on the other side like that. Epic, nonetheless.


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#6 Gusso

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Posted 20 April 2019 - 05:24 PM

So did it pivot around the pole after slamming into it? Not sure how it ended up on the other side like that. Epic, nonetheless.


That's the most puzzling part.
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#7 porter

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Posted 20 April 2019 - 05:25 PM

How do you even.
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#8 BlackBeerd

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Posted 20 April 2019 - 05:26 PM

It’s on the sidewalk side of the parking bumper.
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Posted 20 April 2019 - 05:28 PM

It had to go into the pole sideways. The hell?
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Posted 20 April 2019 - 05:37 PM

It tore up the front end, fired the side curtain air bag, but it didn't even bend the signpost?
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Posted 20 April 2019 - 05:44 PM

Looking closer, it seems like the car pulled in just the way it sits. It just caught the pole by the headlight and the plastic fender just deformed & cracked. You can see a tiny spot on the windshield where the back corner of the hood cracked it. The car stopped abruptly when the tire finally hit the pole.
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#12 the_stain

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Posted 21 April 2019 - 10:54 AM

Like a asshole!
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#13 Gusso

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Posted 21 April 2019 - 11:41 AM

Looking closer, it seems like the car pulled in just the way it sits. It just caught the pole by the headlight and the plastic fender just deformed & cracked. You can see a tiny spot on the windshield where the back corner of the hood cracked it. The car stopped abruptly when the tire finally hit the pole.



But the car had to be going backwards. The car is sitting on the pavement.
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#14 Gumbo Leviathan

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Posted 21 April 2019 - 12:58 PM

:shock:

 

HOWWWWWWW?!?!?!


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Posted 21 April 2019 - 01:18 PM

How do you even.


I can’t even..
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#16 Dave

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Posted 21 April 2019 - 01:48 PM

I don't even own a....


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Posted 21 April 2019 - 03:45 PM

I am still completely stumped how this happened. Were there any skid marks?

So did it pivot around the pole after slamming into it? Not sure how it ended up on the other side like that. Epic, nonetheless.


I think you'd see marks on the curb thing.

Edited by dondewey, 21 April 2019 - 03:44 PM.

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#18 Gusso

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Posted 21 April 2019 - 03:46 PM

No skid marks were visible.
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Posted 21 April 2019 - 03:47 PM

But the car had to be going backwards. The car is sitting on the pavement.


Maybe it was driving along the building, toward the camera, then tried a quick left turn, hit the pole and then the back end swung around a few more feet to end up perpendicular to the building.
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#20 JKor

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Posted 21 April 2019 - 04:08 PM

Someone did a great job setting that sign post.
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