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#1 Deerslyr

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Posted 17 April 2019 - 10:47 AM

Be careful what bumper stickers you put on your car!

https://www.nbc15.co...s7p-qjqxalzf9U8


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#2 Fred Beefsteak

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Posted 17 April 2019 - 11:27 AM

Huh.... I don’t do bumper stickers
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#3 the_stain

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Posted 17 April 2019 - 11:36 AM

Huh.... I don’t do bumper stickers


This. Why feck up a perfectly good car?
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Posted 17 April 2019 - 11:39 AM

Growing up in NYC, we were taught not to divulge any information about our family to include how many siblings we had, whether we had a dog, etc. I told my wife as soon as I started seeing those family bumper stickers come out about how it was probably the paranoid side of me, but that it's giving out too much info. Kind of glad to be vindicated in some small way here.



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Posted 17 April 2019 - 11:41 AM

I'm totally loading up my car with playful bumper stickers suggesting i have a ton of TVs and soft silken pillows in my basement. Front door's unlocked and there are absolutely no psychos lying in wait.


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#6 Glacies

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Posted 17 April 2019 - 11:42 AM

I'm totally loading up my car with playful bumper stickers suggesting i have a ton of TVs and soft silken pillows in my basement. Front door's unlocked and there are absolutely no psychos lying in wait.

 

so when nobody comes, do you just stay down there for days on end?



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Posted 17 April 2019 - 11:43 AM

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#8 Vagus

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Posted 17 April 2019 - 11:45 AM

so when nobody comes, do you just stay down there for days on end?

I've got my computer and some snacks.


Doesn't affect me emotionally at all.


I mean the pain doesn't. Like it hurts, but that's not why i cry.  You know?  Totally different issue.


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#9 Glacies

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Posted 17 April 2019 - 11:49 AM

Totally understand. I like to do that in the attic myself. I like to think there's a poetry to the dropping of tears from an elevated position. Plus, tactics.



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Posted 17 April 2019 - 11:53 AM

Totally understand. I like to do that in the attic myself. I like to think there's a poetry to the dropping of tears from an elevated position. Plus, tactics.

Pfft, too hot in the attic to store meat ude. The basement has all that silk too.


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#11 Buzz Buzzard

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Posted 17 April 2019 - 11:53 AM

You can know plenty about this guy...
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#12 Genesee Ted

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Posted 17 April 2019 - 12:28 PM

Seems obvious to me. I saw some woman who treats her womb like a clown car for children driving some sort of 1.5 length super van the other day. There were 14 kids in her sticker. 14. GTFO. Pretty obnoxious. This isn’t 1834. You don’t need a small army to staff your homestead farm. I wouldn’t be surprised if they are anti-vaxxers.

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Posted 17 April 2019 - 12:35 PM

I usually get a chuckle out of the trucks with MOAN ABE stickers on them.

I think to myself, "Yeah, some guy with a rock is gonna do just that. Break your window and steal your gun".


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#14 Genesee Ted

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Posted 17 April 2019 - 12:43 PM

Isn’t that more of about “If the government tries to take my guns, I’ll go down in a blaze of glory” than “hey don’t try and break into my vehicle to try and steal my gun because if I see you do it I will shoot you”?

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Posted 17 April 2019 - 12:46 PM

Isn’t that more of about “If the government tries to take my guns, I’ll go down in a blaze of glory” than “hey don’t try and break into my vehicle to try and steal my gun because if I see you do it I will shoot you”?

 

It's more like, "Hey! Everyone! I got a gun in the glove box. I know I have to leave it here while I mope around Target behind my fat assed wife. So, yeah, totally bust out my window and steal it".


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Posted 17 April 2019 - 12:46 PM

Seems obvious to me. I saw some woman who treats her womb like a clown car for children driving some sort of 1.5 length super van the other day. There were 14 kids in her sticker. 14. GTFO. Pretty obnoxious. This isn’t 1834. You don’t need a small army to staff your homestead farm. I wouldn’t be surprised if they are anti-vaxxers.


Maybe she is a foster mom.
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Posted 17 April 2019 - 12:48 PM

All throughout the time my kids were young there were cautionary tales about some of this.  If they play sports they may have a jersey with their name on the back and now someone with ill-intent knows their last name.  When you're in cross-country or track it's customary to get a hoodie with your event(s) printed on the back along with your last name so that is a no-no.  When we did some volunteer work at the church for the homeless the company we worked with was very specific about kids not wearing anything with their names on it... the less information the better.  Some of it seems like common sense and some seems paranoid.  



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Posted 17 April 2019 - 12:52 PM

It's more like, "Hey! Everyone! I got a gun in the glove box. I know I have to leave it here while I mope around Target behind my fat assed wife. So, yeah, totally bust out my window and steal it".

Wikipedia seems to disagree with your take but I’ll allow room for plurality I suppose

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Posted 17 April 2019 - 01:25 PM

I just have a bright yellow ABATE sticker on the bumper to help me find my car in the parking lot.



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Posted 17 April 2019 - 01:53 PM

It's more like, "Hey! Everyone! I got a gun in the glove box. I know I have to leave it here while I mope around Target behind my fat assed wife. So, yeah, totally bust out my window and steal it".

Fat assed is a nice touch but it's missing something else I can't quite put my finger on.


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