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#1 SugarTits

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Posted 13 April 2019 - 03:18 PM



Woman does karate, son gets naked, dog steals cornbread at Walmart, police say

by JACK HELEAN, WPMI

Saturday, April 13th 2019

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Woman does karate, son gets naked, dog steals cornbread at Walmart, police say (img: Eau Claire Police Department)

EAU CLAIRE, WI (WPMI) - Lisa Smith, 46, and her 25-year-old son Benny Vann are under arrest after causing a scene at a Walmart this week, according to Wisconsin police.

The Eau Claire Police Department even said their dog Bo was in on the action.

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Officers said the woman brought the dog into the store without a leash and Bo was running freely around the store, which prompted other customers to call police.

Reportedly, Bo got a box of Jiffy Cornbread Muffin Mix and tried to leave the store.

When officers responded they said they arrived to find Smith tearing apart displays at the store and after they finally got her outside, she began doing karate moves in the parking lot. Meanwhile, Vann allegedly stripped off all his clothes inside the Walmart and exposed himself to to the other customers.

Officers were able to subdue and arrest Smith, however she allegedly kicked out a patrol car window once she was in the backseat.

Police said Vann van tried to cover himself up with clothes from the Walmart racks when officers arrived, unfortunately for him it's considered shoplifting if you don't pay for them.

When officers approached him, Vann allegedly attempted to run them over in a motorized scooter. However they were able to stop the scooter and arrested him.

Vann has been charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, disorderly conduct and retail theft.

Smith is charged with disorderly conduct, resisting arrest and misdemeanor bail jumping.

Police did not charge Bo. He was let off with a warning.

https://news4sananto...mart-police-say

Edited by SugarTits, 13 April 2019 - 03:19 PM.

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#2 Genesee Ted

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Posted 13 April 2019 - 03:21 PM

As marijuana becomes more and more legal, this story will become commonplace.

#3 djinkc

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Posted 13 April 2019 - 03:22 PM

As marijuana becomes more and more legal, this story will become commonplace.

And this is why I make cornbread from scratch


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#4 BrewerGeorge

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Posted 13 April 2019 - 04:00 PM

That's the closest Walmart to our cabin. I've been there many times. I'm not surprised.

#5 BFB

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Posted 13 April 2019 - 04:05 PM

That's. Walmart. . I've been there many times. I'm not surprised.


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#6 Kellermeister

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Posted 13 April 2019 - 04:05 PM

Its been a long winter.
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#7 AGrandDesign

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Posted 13 April 2019 - 04:17 PM

And this is why I make cornbread from scratch

 

 

Shortly after college, I was waterskiing with friends. When one friend (a guy, but this will soon become self apparent) was in the water, the boat driver asked "Are you ready?". Skier, "not yet"...a few seconds later, "Are you ready?", Skier (straining) "...almost". Then, Skier, " OK, NOW, NOW, NOW!" 

 

As he came out of the water, he was pulling his trunks up, a little lighter than when he went in.

 

This story was retold, among the same group, a few years ago and, a bystander to the event looked at us and said, "And that's why I don't eat catfish".


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#8 Beejus McReejus

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Posted 13 April 2019 - 06:40 PM

He should have timed the turd to come out as soon as he came up out of the water.
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#9 ER Pemberton

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Posted 13 April 2019 - 06:46 PM

Story seems totally reasonable.  What's the problem?



#10 Tank

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Posted 13 April 2019 - 06:59 PM

As marijuana becomes more and more legal, this story will become commonplace.

 

?

 

Really?

 

When I used to smoke it never made me do dumb ass shit like that..........

 

:frank:


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#11 KSUwildcatFAN

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Posted 13 April 2019 - 07:32 PM

#sitthisoneoutfloridawegotthis
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#12 BlackBeerd

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Posted 14 April 2019 - 04:42 AM

As marijuana becomes more and more legal, this story will become commonplace.


That sounds more like a meth story.
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#13 Beejus McReejus

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Posted 14 April 2019 - 09:11 AM

?

Really?

When I used to smoke it never made me do dumb ass shit like that..........

:frank:


Pretty sure that was a joke. :)
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#14 StankMalMischief

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Posted 14 April 2019 - 12:00 PM

I blame it on the wind
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#15 Genesee Ted

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Posted 14 April 2019 - 04:40 PM

Pretty sure that was a joke. :)

*touches nose and points at BJ*

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Posted 14 April 2019 - 05:21 PM

I blame it on the wind

Fecking wind.
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#17 Dave McG

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Posted 15 April 2019 - 04:49 PM

I blame it on the wind

We're on vacation and just got to Galveston, TX. We have a room facing the Gulf. We thought we would leave the Chicago weather at home, but instead we have a steady thirty mile per hour wind off the ocean sandblasting us as we walk around. And it's much colder than we planned for. Too cold for the pool or the ocean. Fecking wind.
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#18 Trub L

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Posted 16 April 2019 - 07:26 PM

It was 78 here today. I assume Chicago was similar.
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#19 Gusso

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Posted 16 April 2019 - 07:30 PM

It was 78 here today. I assume Chicago was similar.


Actually, about the same as Charleston.
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