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#1 BIG POPPA

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Posted 11 February 2019 - 07:14 AM

So, nothing new with that. Dogs are self cleaning to a certain extent. However, both of my adult dogs clean certain parts of their body and it sounds like the grape fruit lady. Betty is doing it right now and it sounds like a porn flick.

 

https://youtu.be/Fgeg7mxfSG0?t=27


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Posted 11 February 2019 - 07:53 AM

DO NOT CLICK THAT LINK!!!!!!!!1111
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Posted 11 February 2019 - 07:55 AM

So, nothing new with that. Dogs are self cleaning to a certain extent. However, both of my adult dogs clean certain parts of their body and it sounds like the grape fruit lady. Betty is doing it right now and it sounds like a porn flick.

https://youtu.be/Fgeg7mxfSG0?t=27


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Posted 11 February 2019 - 08:00 AM

not clicking the link, but in general, I don't let my dogs clean themselves around me because I absolutely hate the sound. The big one is cool about it, the little one is fine with getting corrected. They can go upstairs to or leave the room - I don't want to hear it. Every blue moon the little one will do it at night and I try to whisper correct him and he pretends that he doesn't hear, until a magical pillow materializes out of the air at warp speed. Then he remembers.



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Posted 11 February 2019 - 08:07 AM

not clicking the link, but in general, I don't let my dogs clean themselves around me because I absolutely hate the sound. The big one is cool about it, the little one is fine with getting corrected. They can go upstairs to or leave the room - I don't want to hear it. Every blue moon the little one will do it at night and I try to whisper correct him and he pretends that he doesn't hear, until a magical pillow materializes out of the air at warp speed. Then he remembers.

 

LOL

 

My chihuaha doesn't really go nuts about it but my pit/lab tends to be obsessive about it.  My wife is more bothered by the sound than I am and will correct her after like 3 seconds.  


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Posted 11 February 2019 - 08:17 AM

LOL

 

My chihuaha doesn't really go nuts about it but my pit/lab tends to be obsessive about it.  My wife is more bothered by the sound than I am and will correct her after like 3 seconds.  

my little dog tries to make damn sure the big dogs ass/hooch is absolutely spotless.  its obsessive, no question.


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Posted 11 February 2019 - 08:23 AM

Always in the middle of the night.
I tell him he ought not to lick his ass so much. He doesn't listen


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#8 Oui Pear

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Posted 11 February 2019 - 08:53 AM

not clicking the link, but in general, I don't let my dogs clean themselves around me because I absolutely hate the sound. The big one is cool about it, the little one is fine with getting corrected. They can go upstairs to or leave the room - I don't want to hear it. Every blue moon the little one will do it at night and I try to whisper correct him and he pretends that he doesn't hear, until a magical pillow materializes out of the air at warp speed. Then he remembers.


I just yell “stop fvcking licking!!!” Problem solved
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#9 Glacies

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Posted 11 February 2019 - 08:54 AM

I just yell “stop fvcking licking!!!” Problem solved

 

pretty much



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Posted 11 February 2019 - 11:19 AM

LOL

 

My chihuaha doesn't really go nuts about it but my pit/lab tends to be obsessive about it.  My wife is more bothered by the sound than I am and will correct her after like 3 seconds.  

what you did, I see it.... :D


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Posted 11 February 2019 - 07:25 PM

My dog is licking herself incessantly right this very minute. I’m trying to wind to wind down and get to sleep. And all I hear is “galump galump galump”

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Posted 11 February 2019 - 07:27 PM

My dog is licking herself incessantly right this very minute. I’m trying to wind to wind down and get to sleep. And all I hear is “galump galump galump”

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go show the wife what you're talkin about :P


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Posted 11 February 2019 - 07:30 PM

My dog is licking herself incessantly right this very minute. I’m trying to wind to wind down and get to sleep. And all I hear is “galump galump galump”

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Jealous?


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#14 Oui Pear

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Posted 11 February 2019 - 07:37 PM

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#15 Gumbo Leviathan

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Posted 12 February 2019 - 07:37 PM

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