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#1 Trub L

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Posted 12 January 2019 - 07:23 AM

I think we've hashed it out at length before, how Hellmann's dominates commercial mayonnaise and Hunt's ketchup is significantly better than Heinz, but does the PH have any brand favorites for pickle relish? Actual sweet relish - not that dill crap.
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Posted 12 January 2019 - 07:25 AM

All relish is shite.
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Posted 12 January 2019 - 07:26 AM

Whatever it is, it belongs in egg salad
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Posted 12 January 2019 - 07:26 AM

Whoa, who even does dill relish? Travesty.

I know it's not fancy, but the vlasic sweet you have to scoop out with a knife or spoon. Like a jelly. That.. Is an absolute requirement.
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Posted 12 January 2019 - 07:30 AM

I'd rather have chow chow, Full Moon makes a pretty good one.


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Posted 12 January 2019 - 07:31 AM

All relish is shite.

How could you make a Chicago dog without it?
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Posted 12 January 2019 - 07:32 AM

How could you make a Chicago dog without it?


Fair. But not my bag.
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Posted 12 January 2019 - 07:33 AM

All relish is shite.


No favorite brand among sweet relish. I hate them all equally

Also, Heinz forever!!
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Posted 12 January 2019 - 07:37 AM

Blech

I don’t know what it is about pickles and relish. I just can’t do it.

I like vinegar. I like dill. I like cucumbers

I even like other pickled vegetables. A quick pickled onion. Capers. Kimchi. I’m on board.

But pickled I just can’t do...
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Posted 12 January 2019 - 07:39 AM

Blech

I don’t know what it is about pickles and relish. I just can’t do it.

I like vinegar. I like dill. I like cucumbers

I even like other pickled vegetables. A quick pickled onion. Capers. Kimchi. I’m on board.

But pickled I just can’t do...

 

Try some chow chow..no pickles ( normally)


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Posted 12 January 2019 - 07:44 AM

Try some chow chow..no pickles ( normally)


It looks almost like a giardinare (so?)

Also for my list of acceptable pickled veg

Crushed red peppers
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Posted 12 January 2019 - 07:57 AM

https://bgpickles.co...g-sweet-relish/


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Posted 12 January 2019 - 08:00 AM

Dill relish is awesome
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Posted 12 January 2019 - 08:02 AM

Vlasic (sp?) or my local store brand.
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Posted 12 January 2019 - 08:04 AM

Fake chow.


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Posted 12 January 2019 - 08:05 AM

Vlassic, Mt Olive, or Heinz
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Posted 12 January 2019 - 08:08 AM

Fake chow.

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Posted 12 January 2019 - 08:26 AM

Vlassic, Mt Olive, or Heinz


This.
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Posted 12 January 2019 - 08:38 AM

I think we've hashed it out at length before, how Hellmann's dominates commercial mayonnaise and Hunt's ketchup is significantly better than Heinz, but does the PH have any brand favorites for pickle relish? Actual sweet relish - not that dill crap.

 

Go back to bed and start over


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#20 Trub L

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Posted 12 January 2019 - 08:41 AM

Go back to bed and start over

I just mean if you're using it as a condiment. As a pizza sauce, maybe heinz is good.
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