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If you are putting off your first colonoscopy, don’t.


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#61 StankDelicious

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Posted 04 February 2019 - 05:46 PM

You'll be fine - go ahead


Only if I can sit on your couch.
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#62 djinkc

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Posted 04 February 2019 - 06:42 PM

Only if I can sit on your couch.

 

No pics?  The doc gave me some last time.


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#63 BlKtRe

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Posted 05 February 2019 - 12:45 PM

Scheduled.
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Posted 05 February 2019 - 12:49 PM

Awesome!

 

 

Yeah it took me several days before I trusted a fart.


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Posted 05 February 2019 - 04:34 PM

Ive got a big night of drinking the day i get mine done. Could be interesting how things turn out.
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Posted 05 February 2019 - 05:14 PM

just be careful man.  I got so dehydrated from my prep that it kicked my ass for a week.  Seriously, i started cleanse on thursday and didn't actually urinate until sunday.  Butt-peeing does not count as urinating. 


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Posted 06 February 2019 - 06:47 AM

just be careful man.  I got so dehydrated from my prep that it kicked my ass for a week.  Seriously, i started cleanse on thursday and didn't actually urinate until sunday.  Butt-peeing does not count as urinating. 

 

I know. Could feck me up. So I need to make sure to drink 2 beers then water then 3 beers and half a water etc.......


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Posted 06 February 2019 - 07:42 AM

I know. Could feck me up. So I need to make sure to drink 2 beers then water then 3 beers and half a water etc.......

 

LOL, yeah let us know how that works out.  I hope you get drunk enough to test out a fart!


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Posted 06 February 2019 - 07:52 AM

For me, once the anesthesia wore off, it was business as usual.

 

So it is not so bad for everybody.


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Posted 07 February 2019 - 08:59 PM

Biopsy results came back negative. Still gotta go back in 3 years because I had 6 of the little buggers.


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#71 AspenLeif

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Posted 07 February 2019 - 09:06 PM

They were just internal hemorrhoids. Quit wiping to hard. :P
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Posted 07 February 2019 - 09:08 PM

They were just internal hemorrhoids. Quit wiping to hard. :P

You're not supposed to ram a rifle bore brush up there?

 

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Posted 08 February 2019 - 07:25 AM

They were just internal hemorrhoids. Quit wiping to hard. :P

 

I had 3 internal hemorrhoids banned.  That was the worst part of the ordeal for me.  Felt like I had been violated for several days.


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Posted 20 February 2019 - 11:42 AM

Welp, just had mine. All clear. Return in 5 years.

This was really nothing. The prep was Miralax in powerade and Dulcolax tabs and it was super easy. The outward rate of flow was a bit disconcerting for the first few hours but it wasn't bad at all.
 They did a twilight anesthesia and I didn't even realize it was going on. No air, no farts no fun.
 Get this done fellas!
 


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