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#1 dagomike

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Posted 10 December 2018 - 12:49 PM

Could this be the next big thing?

 

According to the ritual, to create a pair of necropants, the sorcerer must first make a pact with a friend, stating that once the friend has died of natural causes, the sorcerer has permission to skin them from the waist down. Once the friend is dead, the greedy magician must then wait until the friend has been buried, dig up the body, and then skin the lower half of the corpse without creating any holes or tears, thus creating a pair of gruesome skin pants.

 

Once the “necropants” have been created, the caster must don the purloined pantaloons against his bare skin. Now the ritual requires that the sorcerer steal a coin from a destitute widow, and place it in the empty scrotum of the pants along with the magical Icelandic stave (symbol), Nábrókarstafur, written on a scrap of parchment. And that’s it!
 
The pants soon become indistinguishable from the wearer’s body, and so long as the original coin was not removed, the scrotum should continue to miraculously fill with coins for the rest of time.

 

 

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#2 Buzz Buzzard

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Posted 10 December 2018 - 12:57 PM

Just another day in trump tower.
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#3 Vagus

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Posted 10 December 2018 - 01:01 PM

Good luck skinning that lower half without leaving any holes or tears.  

 

And just in case anyone is wondering, torn skin is the new torn jeans.  


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#4 SnowMan

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Posted 10 December 2018 - 01:34 PM

I'm guessing there's a few here that would wear skin pants.
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#5 Vagus

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Posted 10 December 2018 - 01:40 PM

I'm guessing there's a few here that would wear skin pants.

Im already wearing them.  Who are the others?


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#6 SnowMan

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Posted 10 December 2018 - 01:43 PM

Im already wearing them.  Who are the others?

 

Weep for sure... 


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#7 Vagus

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Posted 10 December 2018 - 01:45 PM

Weep for sure... 

I bet Porter, Maddog, and Davelew are out because they're all too tall.  I mean unless they make that pact with each other...

 

The social undercurrents of the ph are strange indeed.


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#8 Zaphod_Beeblebrox

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Posted 10 December 2018 - 01:51 PM

My lower half already has a hole.
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Posted 10 December 2018 - 01:58 PM

I'm down with the digging of corpses and skinning, but do I have to steal from a destitute widow? That's just kinda dickish.


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Posted 10 December 2018 - 02:32 PM

I'm down with the digging of corpses and skinning, but do I have to steal from a destitute widow? That's just kinda dickish.

 

you can pay her back once you've got your unlimited supply of scrotum coins.


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#11 Vagus

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Posted 10 December 2018 - 02:34 PM

you can pay her back once you've got your unlimited supply of scrotum coins.

Still kinda dickish


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Posted 10 December 2018 - 02:36 PM

dickish? or just ballsy? it's a fine line :D


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#13 Vagus

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Posted 10 December 2018 - 02:38 PM

dickish? or just ballsy? it's a fine line :D

Only your undertaker knows for sure.

 

Been trying to work that into a post all day!


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#14 porter

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Posted 10 December 2018 - 02:57 PM

I'm just normal tall, not super tall. Codemonkey is your other super tall guy.

Skinpris and scroins, though.
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Posted 10 December 2018 - 08:22 PM

There’s a set of necropants on display at the museum of witchcraft in Iceland. I’ve always wanted to see them.
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#16 gina lollobrigida

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Posted 10 December 2018 - 08:30 PM

There’s a set of necropants on display at the museum of witchcraft in Iceland. I’ve always wanted to see them.


I know it’s not Iceland but... lol

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#17 Mando

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Posted 11 December 2018 - 04:23 AM

Has anyone mentioned the necropantser yet?
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