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What sort of bad omen is this sh!t?


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#1 EWW

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Posted 14 September 2018 - 05:18 PM

Just got home and let out the dogs.

What do I find?

Two dead sparrows sitting in the seat of one of the chairs outside my back door...

Two

Dead

Birds


....
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#2 Dave McG

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Posted 14 September 2018 - 05:22 PM

We have what I think is a Coopers hawk nearby. It leaves dead mourning dove carcasses by our front porch every now and then, like a cat bragging about a mouse it caught.
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#3 Murphy

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Posted 14 September 2018 - 05:23 PM

Free dinner?
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#4 the_stain

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Posted 14 September 2018 - 05:25 PM

Sparrows? You're ####ed. Harbingers.
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#5 toonces

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Posted 15 September 2018 - 05:30 AM

Did you hear a voice saying, "Get out"?
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#6 glassonion

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Posted 15 September 2018 - 06:05 AM

By the pricking of my thumb, something evil your way comes.


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#7 DieselGopher

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Posted 15 September 2018 - 09:16 AM

One in hand is worth two in a chair?!? QUICK, snatch one out of midair by hand!
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Posted 15 September 2018 - 10:16 AM

One stone!
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#9 Zaphod_Beeblebrox

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Posted 15 September 2018 - 11:02 AM

Dead sparrows is not good if you believe in omens.
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