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#1 jimdkc

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Posted 14 June 2018 - 07:35 PM

My wife eats Pez without a dispenser...


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#2 codemonkey

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Posted 14 June 2018 - 08:13 PM

Thats definitely grounds for an at-fault divorce.
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#3 SchwanzBrewer

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Posted 14 June 2018 - 08:15 PM

Walk around the table backwards and say "I divorce thee" 3 times.


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#4 thedisappearer

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Posted 14 June 2018 - 08:50 PM

How are you two splitting custody?
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#5 jimdkc

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Posted 14 June 2018 - 09:05 PM

Well, obviously I'm asking for sole custody of all the Pez dispensers...


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#6 Mike Green

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Posted 14 June 2018 - 09:47 PM

My wife eats Pez without a dispenser...

raw dog


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#7 glassonion

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Posted 15 June 2018 - 04:35 AM

Even as a kid, I never understood the Pez. Why go through all that trouble to load the damn dispenser when you can just chuck a roll in your mouth and eat them all at once

 

This falls into that category with pistachios, un-shelled sunflower seeds, etc. . 


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#8 codemonkey

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Posted 15 June 2018 - 05:23 AM

The dispenser and the related ceremonies are the only thing that makes them worth eating. They're not very good as a candy or treat.


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#9 Buzz Buzzard

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Posted 15 June 2018 - 05:24 AM

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