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#1 maddog

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Posted 14 June 2018 - 03:45 PM

My progeny follow the universal prologue to a thumb war, 'one, two, three, four, I declare a thumb war,' with 'five, six, seven, eight, this should be a piece of cake.'

 

I argue that the second stanza is superfluous, and mean-spirited.


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#2 TonyBrown

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Posted 14 June 2018 - 03:46 PM

But you whipped his ass for good measure right??
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Posted 14 June 2018 - 03:51 PM

But you whipped his ass for good measure right??

 

 

One of the advantages of twins is that I can beat them both at the same time. It's really demoralizing for the little jerks


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Posted 14 June 2018 - 03:52 PM

YDIR
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Posted 14 June 2018 - 03:59 PM

No second stanza.  Effing communists.  <_<


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#6 Corbin

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Posted 14 June 2018 - 04:30 PM

As soon as he starts "5,.." slap him with your left hand. That will learn him.
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Posted 14 June 2018 - 04:50 PM

As soon as he starts "5,.." slap him with your left hand. That will learn him.


He has twins he thumb wrestles simultaneously, so he would have to slap them with each other.
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Posted 14 June 2018 - 05:00 PM

He has twins he thumb wrestles simultaneously, so he would have to slap them with each other.


Sounds legit. I’d go with it.
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Posted 14 June 2018 - 05:02 PM

When you win you do a victory lap and yell "IN YOUR FACE!" Right?
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Posted 14 June 2018 - 05:22 PM

Rhyming eight with cake is lazy. Replace it with “5, 6, 7, 8, to beat your ass will sure be great.”
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Posted 14 June 2018 - 07:55 PM

Rhyming eight with cake is lazy. Replace it with “5, 6, 7, 8, to beat your ass will sure be great.”


Yeah, I was thinking that cake is a soft rhyme
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Posted 14 June 2018 - 08:47 PM

He has twins he thumb wrestles simultaneously, so he would have to slap them with each other.


Exactly.
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