My gym has become infested with college students. We only have one squat rack and one non-wobbly bench press and the last few days I've gone they've been occupied with kids more interested in looking at their phones than working out. Honestly, I can be done my entire workout in the time it takes these people to do one exercise.
So I signed up for my initial consultation-slash-high pressure sales pitch. The gym down the street has olympic lifting sessions, so let's figure out what it takes to get decent at that. Now that my divorce and custody are finalized I can plan things out much better, and hopefully no more waiting for the bro to stop looking at his guns while he curls in the squat rack