...everything went great. Nice date, nice dinner, nice everything and you both mosey back to your pad to get busy, and during the 'unboxing' you can't help but notice this chick has a dic and balls?
What would you do. Would you chalk it up to a new adventure and go with it? Run screaming out of the house into the carport to soak your hand in gas and light it on fire.
Don't say you'd never get into that situation because I'm seen a ton of them who could fool even the most meticulous scrutiny other than giving them a pat down.