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#1 glassonion

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Posted 14 April 2018 - 04:49 PM

...everything went great. Nice date, nice dinner, nice everything and you both mosey back to your pad to get busy, and during the 'unboxing' you can't help but notice this chick has a dic and balls?

 

What would you do. Would you chalk it up to a new adventure and go with it? Run screaming out of the house into the carport to soak your hand in gas and light it on fire.

 

Don't say you'd never get into that situation because I'm seen a ton of them who could fool even the most meticulous scrutiny other than giving them a pat down.


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#2 AspenLeif

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Posted 14 April 2018 - 04:51 PM

Depends if a nap and Beej were involved.

Edited by AspenLeif, 14 April 2018 - 04:52 PM.

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#3 TonyBrown

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Posted 14 April 2018 - 04:52 PM

Nope, would end right there
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Posted 14 April 2018 - 04:54 PM

I would not hit it.
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#5 Yukon

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Posted 14 April 2018 - 04:54 PM

Depends if a nap and Beej were involved.


This. I mean, are you just waking up to this, or is at after like 50 Stacks?
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Posted 14 April 2018 - 04:54 PM

I would not hit it.
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#7 Mecca sez Joe

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Posted 14 April 2018 - 05:01 PM

I would not hit it.


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#8 the_stain

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Posted 14 April 2018 - 05:08 PM

Hypothetically speaking...

In this scenario, how long has it been since I got laid, and how good does s/he look from behind in a skirt?
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Posted 14 April 2018 - 05:17 PM

Are you asking for our frank opinion?


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#10 BeersBeers24/7

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Posted 14 April 2018 - 05:18 PM

I would hope I would have seen this coming from a mile away
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#11 Zaphod_Beeblebrox

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Posted 14 April 2018 - 05:20 PM

I am not attracted to dick and balls so the arousal would probably die. We could play some video games tho.
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#12 Beejus McReejus

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Posted 14 April 2018 - 05:28 PM

I wouldn't go all Frank, but it's not my bag, so I'd decline.  No reason getting all homophobic-angry about it.  But I would be upset they didn't divulge that info if it looked like we were headed to the bedroom.  I think at that point it should have been made known.


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#13 Buzz Buzzard

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Posted 14 April 2018 - 05:58 PM

I'd be rather unhappy with the dishonesty, or what ever the word for it is.
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Posted 14 April 2018 - 06:03 PM

Not my bag. But I wouldn't be upset. People have things they are dealing with. Not my place to make it worse.My cousin has a friend who is trans and they've dealt with a lot. IMO I'd like to know in advance, but you can't shame the game. Just be polite. No thank you and I'm out. Pretty simple really.


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#15 Buzz Buzzard

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Posted 14 April 2018 - 06:24 PM

False advertising.
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#16 HammeredLife

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Posted 14 April 2018 - 06:50 PM

This. I mean, are you just waking up to this, or is at after like 50 Stacks?

I would run...........

 

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#17 Brian72

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Posted 14 April 2018 - 07:47 PM

Hmmmm, a lot of variables in play here. I mean have I already drank a case of Natty Light, 12 Stack and a couple CPOV? Have I already had a couple pieces of top shelf poon tang? Because I only get too shelt poon...
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#18 SchwanzBrewer

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Posted 14 April 2018 - 08:18 PM

Well, that would be unfortunate. I'd hope they'd have the decency to tell me before it got to that point. I understand how hard that would be for them, but it's the courteous thing to do. Got to be tough for them.


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#19 thedisappearer

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Posted 14 April 2018 - 08:20 PM

Well, that would be unfortunate. I'd hope they'd have the decency to tell me before it got to that point. I understand how hard that would be for them, but it's the courteous thing to do. Got to be tough for them.


Yeah. I’d be pissed. Wouldn’t hit them or anything, but they’d be leaving quickly.
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#20 cavman

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Posted 14 April 2018 - 08:31 PM

Yeah I doubt any would wait until that point to reveal unless they thought you already knew.  


I would hope I would have seen this cumming from a mile away

You better duck!


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