Jump to content


Photo
- - - - -

Horror Stories


  • Please log in to reply
12 replies to this topic

#1 Glacies

Glacies

    Comptroller of Schwanz Hats

  • Moderators
  • PipPipPipPip
  • 5095 posts

Posted 16 October 2017 - 06:36 AM

So, as some of you know, I just got back into brewing. I come back and I'm knocking things out, left and right - best beers i've ever made. Even my wife is into it! I recently made a hefeweisen that was go good - best head on it, just exactly what I was thinking it would be when I brewed it, and all rejoiced. Especially me.

 

Now I don't have time for bottles, so I keg pretty much exclusively. I got all new hardware and plumbed it up, put the co2 tank and the keg in a side by side fridge in my garage with a bunch of my good german beer and got ready for my daughter's 3rd Birthday party on Saturday.

 

Saturday morning I go and open the co2 tank to the keg before the party - I was having trouble force carbing before that gave it too high pressure for too long so I was letting it relax a bit.

 

Anyway, party starts and I bring a pitcher out there, I open up the door and a wall of foam comes at me. I think that my spigot leaked a bit.

 

I pull on the spigot, just dregs. WTF? Keg is empty! Where's the beer? I look... it all leaked into a produce drawer underneath the keg. 5 gallons of beer are in that drawer right now. 2 days later.

 

I couldn't make myself clean it up yesterday I was so heart broken.

 

 



#2 HVB

HVB

    No Life

  • Patron
  • PipPipPipPipPip
  • 18067 posts

Posted 16 October 2017 - 07:08 AM

Been there.  I had a keg leak into the bottom of the freezer and I did not know for a couple weeks.  That was a gross mess!

 

Vibes man!



#3 BrewerGeorge

BrewerGeorge

    His Royal Misinformed

  • Administrator
  • PipPipPipPipPip
  • 47954 posts
  • LocationIndianapolis

Posted 16 October 2017 - 12:49 PM

So, ah... How clean is the produce drawer?

#4 Poptop

Poptop

    Frequent Member

  • Patron
  • PipPipPipPip
  • 5011 posts
  • LocationCoconut Creek, FL

Posted 16 October 2017 - 01:06 PM

So, ah... How clean is the produce drawer?


If it's like ours, there's at least one cellophane bag with scallions in it that should have been thrown out a couple weeks ago.

#5 neddles

neddles

    No Life

  • Patron
  • PipPipPipPipPip
  • 16634 posts

Posted 16 October 2017 - 02:54 PM

If it's like ours, there's at least one cellophane bag with scallions in it that should have been thrown out a couple weeks ago.

Lol because its always scallions here too.

#6 3rd party JKor

3rd party JKor

    Puller of Meats

  • Patron
  • PipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 64053 posts
  • LocationNW of Boston

Posted 16 October 2017 - 04:40 PM

If it's like ours, there's at least one cellophane bag with scallions in it that should have been thrown out a couple weeks ago.

 

 

lol @ 'weeks'.  Amateur.



#7 3rd party JKor

3rd party JKor

    Puller of Meats

  • Patron
  • PipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 64053 posts
  • LocationNW of Boston

Posted 16 October 2017 - 04:43 PM

So, ah... How clean is the produce drawer?

 

 

Great minds.



#8 djinkc

djinkc

    Comptroller of Non-Defending Defenders of Inarticulate Twats

  • Patron
  • PipPipPipPipPip
  • 32138 posts
  • Locationout the backdoor

Posted 16 October 2017 - 05:01 PM

At least once, maybe twice my AC cooled chamber had the coils ice up at the worst time possible.  10 gallons of undrinkable fusels.  Hasn't happened in quite a while since I made a few changes.



#9 3rd party JKor

3rd party JKor

    Puller of Meats

  • Patron
  • PipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 64053 posts
  • LocationNW of Boston

Posted 16 October 2017 - 06:19 PM

At least once, maybe twice my AC cooled chamber had the coils ice up at the worst time possible. 10 gallons of undrinkable fusels. Hasn't happened in quite a while since I made a few changes.


Last time i had that happen was on a rauchbier. Soooo disappointing.

#10 Poptop

Poptop

    Frequent Member

  • Patron
  • PipPipPipPip
  • 5011 posts
  • LocationCoconut Creek, FL

Posted 16 October 2017 - 06:41 PM

lol @ 'weeks'. Amateur.


Haha

#11 SchwanzBrewer

SchwanzBrewer

    Grand Duke of Inappropriate Announcements

  • Patron
  • PipPipPipPipPip
  • 34299 posts
  • LocationKnee deep in business plans

Posted 19 October 2017 - 05:16 AM

I sucked 4 gallons of starsan from the blow off into the fermenter with the kolsch while I was kegging once. 1 bbl of beer ruined.

#12 Poptop

Poptop

    Frequent Member

  • Patron
  • PipPipPipPip
  • 5011 posts
  • LocationCoconut Creek, FL

Posted 19 October 2017 - 05:35 AM

I sucked 4 gallons of starsan from the blow off into the fermenter with the kolsch while I was kegging once. 1 bbl of beer ruined.


Starsan is best served in a shot glass w/ salted rim and a lime.

#13 djinkc

djinkc

    Comptroller of Non-Defending Defenders of Inarticulate Twats

  • Patron
  • PipPipPipPipPip
  • 32138 posts
  • Locationout the backdoor

Posted 19 October 2017 - 05:40 AM

I looked at some peated malt once




0 user(s) are reading this topic

0 members, 0 guests, 0 anonymous users