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#1 BIG POPPA

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Posted 02 September 2017 - 07:30 AM

If I hit myself and it hurts, does that make me weak or strong?


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#2 toonces

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Posted 02 September 2017 - 07:35 AM

Neither. It makes you crazy.
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#3 HokieTrismegistus

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Posted 02 September 2017 - 07:50 AM

Would being rich make you any happier or would buying things just stop meaning anything?
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Posted 02 September 2017 - 07:57 AM

Maybe I should get another dog...
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#5 HokieTrismegistus

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Posted 08 September 2017 - 06:57 AM

I know a lot of people have had to stop and pee by the side of the road, I wonder how many people have popped a squat and crapped next to their car.  Like, it's gotta be at least one a year, nationally.  Internationally, at least one a day.


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#6 Dave

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Posted 08 September 2017 - 07:00 AM

Which is more slippy...the shampoo or conditioner?


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#7 BFB

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Posted 08 September 2017 - 07:00 AM

Feck, I forgot softener salt.
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Posted 08 September 2017 - 07:02 AM

My shower thought is gonna be that jailed chick in the other thread. Then there will be shower babies.
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Posted 08 September 2017 - 08:02 AM

My shower thought is gonna be that jailed chick in the other thread. Then there will be shower babies orphans.

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#10 Genesee Ted

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Posted 08 September 2017 - 08:59 AM

I know a lot of people have had to stop and pee by the side of the road, I wonder how many people have popped a squat and crapped next to their car. Like, it's gotta be at least one a year, nationally. Internationally, at least one a day.

People shit in the road as common practice in lots of places in the world

If I hit myself and it hurts, does that make me weak or strong?

It means a spider jumped on your face

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Posted 08 September 2017 - 09:04 AM

Chicks dig scars.


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Posted 08 September 2017 - 09:17 AM

Chicks dig scars.

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Posted 08 September 2017 - 10:10 AM

Which is more slippy...the shampoo or conditioner?

If you don't know the answer to that yet, you should turn in your Man Card.


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Posted 08 September 2017 - 10:20 AM

If you know the answer to that yet, you should turn in your Man Card.

 

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#15 Augie91

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Posted 08 September 2017 - 12:01 PM

Time for a little maintenance with the wife's razor :)


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Posted 08 September 2017 - 01:00 PM

Time for a little maintenance with the wife's razor :)

 

 

Chicks dig scars.


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#17 BIG POPPA

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Posted 08 September 2017 - 01:38 PM

It must be awful difficult to masturbate when you are a centaur 


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#18 Dave

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Posted 08 September 2017 - 01:48 PM

It must be awful difficult to masturbate when you are a centaur 

 

Or a lobster


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#19 Vagus

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Posted 08 September 2017 - 02:23 PM

Or a cat


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#20 Dave

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Posted 08 September 2017 - 02:46 PM

Or a cat

I can't masturbate with a cat 'cause I'm allergic  


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