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#1 Seagis

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Posted 28 October 2016 - 10:44 PM

OK. For some odd reason this post I put into the new LULZ thread made me laugh a lot more than it really should have:

 

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In fact, the more I thought about it the funnier it was.

 

*bad idea goes here*

 

At 12:45 I walked into my youngest son's room and woke him up by saying "I need you to help me prank your mother."

 

He was out of the bed and ready to go in about 15 seconds. I'm so proud. :D

 

We emptied every single coffee mug (that is, about 25 mugs of various different shapes and sizes) onto a couple of cookie sheets, headed out the back door of the house (which is in the kitchen) and worked our way around the house into the front yard. 10 minutes later we have this:

 

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You can't see all of them, of course. What I see in the picture is less than half of what we spread through the yard.

 

I did leave one single mug in the house, and it's sitting on the coffee maker directly behind this professionally designed note:

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If you guys don't see any more posts from me here on out at least you know what happened to me.

 

:D


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#2 inv

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Posted 28 October 2016 - 10:47 PM

You died buried in vaginer?
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#3 Seagis

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Posted 28 October 2016 - 10:57 PM

Maybe


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Posted 28 October 2016 - 10:59 PM

Rip sweet fishermen
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#5 Vagus

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Posted 29 October 2016 - 02:42 AM

Im gonna need to pick up some of that gin!
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#6 Zaphod_Beeblebrox

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Posted 29 October 2016 - 04:51 AM

The lulz will be if the neighbors swipe all the mugs before she gets out there.
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#7 Seagis

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Posted 29 October 2016 - 09:09 AM

I woke up and got out of bed after she took our daughter to dance class, and when I get upstairs I see this note:

 

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I have about 20 FB notifications, one of which says I've been tagged in a photo by my wife, so I head over there and see this:

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So I'm still alive.

 

For the time being, anyway.


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#8 Zaphod_Beeblebrox

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Posted 29 October 2016 - 09:11 AM

At least you can rake the yard as you pick up the mugs.

:P
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#9 Seagis

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Posted 29 October 2016 - 09:11 AM

Yeah . . . no.


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#10 Vagus

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Posted 29 October 2016 - 09:21 AM

Hrmm maybe my wife will wake up tomorrow and discover it's a little sonny outside...
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Posted 29 October 2016 - 09:21 AM

She's playing the long game. Tomorrow, you wake up with a crotch soaked in blood and she says she's feeling nuts.
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Posted 29 October 2016 - 10:42 AM



She's playing the long game. Tomorrow, you wake up with a crotch soaked in blood and she says she's feeling a little nuts.

 

ftfy.


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Posted 29 October 2016 - 11:13 AM

Nobody long games like Gaston!
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Posted 29 October 2016 - 11:45 AM

Man, I don't remember posting that but assume I was in the wrong thread?

Lol
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Posted 29 October 2016 - 11:46 AM

Man, I don't remember posting that but assume I was in the wrong thread?

Lol

and people say weed is harmless
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Posted 29 October 2016 - 11:53 AM

At least you can rake the yard as you pick up the mugs.

:P


This. Holy moly.
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#17 Vagus

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Posted 29 October 2016 - 03:04 PM

This. Holy moly.


It'll mulch out
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#18 Seagis

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Posted 29 October 2016 - 05:24 PM

and people say weed is harmless

 

This. Holy moly.

 

Meh. It's all from the one tree that's just out of the picture. The boys will take care of it this week. :)


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Posted 29 October 2016 - 05:33 PM

Made some leaf piles for the kids today. They loved watching them burn.
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#20 Stains_not_here_man

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Posted 29 October 2016 - 05:34 PM

In before stain says not to rake leaves








Wait, what?
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