Oh yeah? How 'bout from your bunghole?
I did today, in the doc's office. That shot of lidocaine will open your eyes right the feck up, I can assure you.
The shot has worn off now, and surprisingly things are pretty much OK. By my count there's three stitches in there (pretty sure he was using some form of chain, or cheap dental floss, so it was easy to keep track), but thus far the ol' culo only feels mildly scuffed up. I'm a little afraid to sneeze and may skip my morning coffee, but so far, so good.