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#1 the_stain

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Posted 21 June 2015 - 02:41 PM

Who thinks they're drunker than I am?

 

I bet you aren't.

 

The only person on this entire board who has even a slight chance of being in the same neighborhood of drunkenness as me, is Frank, and even then, it's a close monkeyfighting call.

 

Who dares disagree?!?!  


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#2 StankDelicious

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Posted 21 June 2015 - 02:49 PM

I'm so drunk I came into work early.


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#3 the_stain

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Posted 21 June 2015 - 02:50 PM

I'm so drunk I came into work early.

 

I'm so drunk I might not even remember where I work


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#4 Gusso

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Posted 21 June 2015 - 02:54 PM

You got me beat. Completely sober, sipping on some fresh lemonade.
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#5 StankDelicious

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Posted 21 June 2015 - 02:58 PM

I'm so drunk I might not even remember where I work

 

Oh yea? Well I'm so drunk even your crazy mom is starting to look good. :P


Edited by BigBossMan, 21 June 2015 - 02:58 PM.

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#6 the_stain

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Posted 21 June 2015 - 02:58 PM

Oh yea? Well I'm so drunk even your mom is starting to look good. :P

 

I'm so drunk, YOU are starting to look good!


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#7 StankDelicious

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Posted 21 June 2015 - 02:59 PM

I'm so drunk, YOU are starting to look good!

 

You lose. I'm one sexy biatch.


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#8 BlackBeerd

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Posted 21 June 2015 - 03:36 PM

Anyone who can type that coherently, is not drunk.
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#9 the_stain

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Posted 21 June 2015 - 03:43 PM

Anyone who can type that coherently, is not drunk.

 

You underestimate how long I am willing to go back and delete/edit/correct/delete/edit/correct/etc my post before I hit post.   if Google Chrome's built-in spellcheck highlights something as misspelled, I will type that shit 10 times over until I'm sure it's spelled right.  I refuse to post a post with misspellings.

 

If I am so drunk that I am not capable of the above, I stop posting, but that's rare


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#10 BlackBeerd

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Posted 21 June 2015 - 03:46 PM

You underestimate how long I am willing to go back and delete/edit/correct/delete/edit/correct/etc my post before I hit post.   if Google Chrome's built-in spellcheck highlights something as misspelled, I will type that shit 10 times over until I'm sure it's spelled right.  I refuse to post a post with misspellings. If I am so drunk that I am not capable of the above, I stop posting, but that's rare

Spelled right or not, you're still forming complete and grammatically correct sentences. You're not drunk.
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#11 miccullen

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Posted 21 June 2015 - 03:54 PM

Spelled right or not, you're still forming complete and grammatically correct sentences. You're not drunk.

yes he is


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#12 BlackBeerd

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Posted 21 June 2015 - 03:57 PM

yes he is

No he's not.
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#13 miccullen

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Posted 21 June 2015 - 04:05 PM

No he's not.

Typing a coherent sentence and then successfully posting it online, is not a credible criteria for alcoholic intoxication.


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#14 pods8

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Posted 21 June 2015 - 04:07 PM

I just had my first today so yup you win. :P
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#15 the_stain

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Posted 21 June 2015 - 04:08 PM

Spelled right or not, you're still forming complete and grammatically correct sentences. You're not drunk.

 

wrong

 

Typing a coherent sentence and then successfully posting it online, is not a credible criteria for alcoholic intoxication.

 

This

 

Don't underestimate my drunken abilities.  This is like saying "if you're still able to stand upright you're not drunk."  bullshit!  I've been typing almost as long as I've been standing upright and I've been forming coherent sentences since long before that.

 

I couldn't walk a straight line right now... but type a coherent post?  It might take me 10 minutes but I can do it :frank:


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#16 Augie91

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Posted 21 June 2015 - 05:29 PM

Frank does not get drunk. I'm drunker!!If you post a video though........
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#17 BrewerGeorge

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Posted 21 June 2015 - 05:58 PM

Frank does not get drunk. I'm drunker!!If you post a video though........

First rule of PH: Never ask drunk stain to post a video or picture. You should know this Augie.

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Posted 21 June 2015 - 07:43 PM

You lose. I'm one sexy biatch.

 

 

This is true....


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